all inclusive family five star Resort and SpaGran Caribe Real in the heart of Cancun's hotel zone. Near La Isla and all night life.
On the beach.
Not just any beach but one of the widest sugar white stretches of beach in Cancun. Pristine.
Impressive suites.

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Gourment restaurants in Gran Caribe Real in the heart of Cancun's hotel zone for beachfront Cancun vacations with high speed internet and extensive kids club

At no extra cost reserve this very private table shown within the wine display through the glass door with your own private waiter.

Select from any of the fine domestic or international wines at no extra cost. All included in your all inclusive vacation package.

Plus a 24 hour all inclusive club with self service snacks always ready for you.
Low calorie and even vegetarion meals.

Five star upscale all inclusive at its' best.

For fine Italian dining try Il Pescatore.

And did you know this Five Star Resort and Spa with a 24 hour VIP lounge has eight international bars.

Find fine wines from around the world. A loaf of bread, a jug of wine, and you beside me in Cancun's best all inclusive resort.


Resort with Free high speed internet mini golf water park for kids 5 starNine restaurant resort with a variety of international gourmet restaurants.

Reside in spacious rooms, private terraces and countless other appointments. When the time comes to invigorate the body, choose from a myriad of exhilarating land and water activities. Walking through the property you can admire the wonderful tropical vegetation and nice gardens

suites with satellite TV high speed internet safes coffee maker mini bar hair dryer 5 star in the hotel zone for fun-filled hassle-free Cancun vacations no need to be always reaching for your wallet as it's all included right up to the internet and shows and water park too

In the suites as in this junior suite shown on the right you will find a mini bar stocked with soft drinks, beer, water, snackes.

Help yourself. Your maid will restock the mini bar daily.

wireless internet in all areas of the resort

Junior suites are large with nearly 400 square feet of space.

Find bathrobes and slippers in the closet.

Private balcony or terrace. Many with hammocks.

32 inch LCD TV's with remote. Satellite. DVD players too.

Complimentary wireless internet



Gran Caribe Real in the heart of Cancun's hotel zone

Over 9 restaurants included in your package. Shows every night. Business center with internet access.

Most extensive kids club in Cancun.

pirate ship for the kids in Gran Caribe Real in the heart of Cancun's hotel zone for all-inclusive Cancun vacations

How many hotels in Cancun offering all inclusive have a pirate ship for the kids?

In the Oki spash and Oki kid's club children from four to twelve may enjoy activities just for them. Sports. Arts and crafts. Beach sand castle building. Face painting. Drama classes and they even put on a play for you. It may not be Broadway but you'll love it as it stars your child!

In Oki spash the children get wet in an extensive water park. Here kids from 4 to adults up to 60 years old can play. In the medieval castle or pirate ship.

The T- Zone is for teens 12 to 17 with video games. A place to chill-out.

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drink dispenser in Gran Caribe Real in the heart of Cancun's hotel zone for all inclusive Cancun vacations

In addtion to the fridge (mini-bar) and snacks, mix your favorite one with this drink despenser right in your Gran Caribe Real suite.

In all junior suites:

here come da judge

New aqua park featuring a Pirate Ship, Castle, water slides and various spray apparatus creating a one-of-a-kind water escape at the resort for kids and adults alike.

Oki Splash Water Park, an expansive new aqua park featuring a Pirate Ship, Castle, water slides and various spray apparatus creating a one-of-a-kind water escape at the resort for kids and adults alike. Plus colorful & live kids shows, and minidisco for the most important members of the family.
Guest from Rock Hill South Carolina says he wishes to be there right now.
My family, along with my friend and a friend of my sister's, traveled to Cancun to celebrate high school graduation. We had an awesome experience and are ready to go back!! Our room was very clean and we were very pleased with the cleanliness and service of the whole resort. We could not have asked for a friendlier staff at this resort

king bed in one of the suites at Gran Caribe Real

junior suite at Gran Caribe Real Cancun
The Gran Caribe Real family all inclusive in Cancun crowns the prestigious Royal Hotels chain with a unique blend of superb service with the warm Mexican hospitality.
Enjoy the beautiful turquoise Carribbean and lavish amenities in Mediterranean style with a modernist, while we take care of every detail to provide an exceptional family vacation with the best all-inclusive concept of destiny

* air Conditioning
* Balcony
* Cable TV / Satellite
* Coffee
* Cribs Available
* Extra Beds Available
* Connected Rooms so all the family can be together
* Hair Dryer
* Ironing board
* Minibar
* Vanity Mirror
* Syst. Purified Water
* Room Service
* Safe
* Shower / Tub
* Smoke Detectors
* Phone

Kids Club information and animation
See the rooms - the beach
Price Charts - one of the pools - looking south at hotel zone
have your three children in the same suite with you with this king bed plus 3 bunk bed suite
Availability and reservation requests
Show at Gran Caribe animations and business center
who would believe this but it's true! swim free with dolphins free dolphin swim good deals in 2010 valid to jun 30th 2010
nightlife in Canun besides that found in the resort near the you
Golf nearby at a discount
some say there's no beaches in Cancun's hotel zone. well guess again. this photo taken Dec 15th 2009
free golf while on vacation!!!
more important information on the all-inclusive Gran Caribe Real activities and meal service
May 28th cocktail at the Gran Caribe Resort live it experience it
some of the awesome cocktails and food on the menu here in Gran Caribe Cancun

family suite view  in this well designed all inclusive where the whole family may stay together in one large room for all inclusive Cancun vacations
The scenario works like this good people. You want to go on vacation with the three children.

Every place out there says sorry only 4 people to a room So you ask what do I do with the third child?
The manager suggests get a second room next to your own one.

Now forget all that!

In this suite shown on the left is a king bed for you. And bunk beds with a trundle bed underneath for your children.

So all of you on a great vacation all in the same room.

Use the link above that says your three children in the same room with you for more information and our low prices.
CancunSteve is pleased to offer an exciting new service for our guests staying in GRAN Caribe Real in Cancun: Online Check-In!.
Check in directly from your home or office computer. For the ultimate in convenience and service, you have the option of online hotel registration 48 hours prior to arrival. No waiting in line at the check-in desk ... your key card will be waiting for you in the reception area so you can go directly to your suite as soon as it's ready and start to enjoy your holiday right away! In addition, you may preview pictures of your reserved suite category and the interior by means of 360° tours of each suite category.

side window view  in the resort in the heart of Cancun's zona hotelera for all inclusive Cancun vacations Daily social activities.

Shows every night.

Bicycle center (NEW)

24 hour all-inclusive plan.

View from one of the suites shown at right.

This resort with an extensive kids club (for teens with video games and young children with a water park) spans over a quarter of a mile of pristine sugar-white sand on a wide beach in Cancun's hotel zone. Service and style combine for a perfect family vacation all inclusive style. Situated on a wide beach near the best plazas and shopping malls you enjoy a privlidged location. Great food. Spa-style marble bathrooms with countless other details.

An impressive variety of restaurants and bars enhances your stay.

♠ Did you know breakfast, lunch, and dinner is served buffet or menu. The choice is yours.
♥ There are special low calorie menus that are delicious.
♣ Even vegetarian!
♦ Some international drinks also offered.
♠ The 24 hour club allows you snacks and drinks any time day or night!
♥The minibar in your suite is always stocked with soft drinks, beer, purified water. So drink up. All included in the all-inclusive package.
♣ Room service 7AM to 11PM.
♦ Waiter service at the pools, beach, and sundecks. There are Cancun hotels then there's Five Star Gran Caribe Real.
50% credit on golf! How many Cancun hotels do that?
As a young man, Joel was an exceptional golfer. At the age of 28, however, he decided to become a priest, and joined a rather rigid order. He took the usual vows of poverty, chastity, boredom, but his order also required that he quit golf and never play anymore. This was particularly difficult for Joel, but he relunctantly agreed and was finally ordained a priest.
One Sunday morning, the Reverend Father Joel woke up and realizing it was an exceptionally beautiful and sunny early spring day in Cancun, so decided he just had to play some golf.
So... he told the pesty Bishop he was feeling sick and convinced him to say Mass for him that day. While he did the buffet and went off to play.
As soon as the Bishop left the room, Father Joel headed out to a golf course with his 50% discount from the resort. In Mexico he knew he wouldn't accidentally meet anyone he knew from his parish up in Butte Montana.
Setting up on the first tee, he was alone. After all, it was Sunday morning and everyone else was either in church! Or resting from all the Saturday night partying at this great family all-inclusive resort.
At about this time, Saint Peter leaned over to the Lord while looking down from the heavens and exclaimed, You're not going to let him get away with this, are you? The Lord sighed, and said, No, I guess not. Now leave me alone Peter. Just then Father Joel hit the ball and it shot straight towards the pin, dropping just short of it, rolled up and fell into the hole. It was a 405 yard hole in one!
St. Peter was astonished. He looked at the Lord and asked, Why did you let him do that?
The Lord smiled and replied, Who is he going to tell?
here to see who he can tell

And after golf the resort has a bicycle center! The zona hotelera has an awesome bicycle path. Going south pass views of the turquoise waters of the Carribbean. If you go north pass shopping plazas and hotels and fellow bicylers.
The bike path is safe and isolated from all automobile trafic.

IF one day you decide to see Playa del Carmen this resort offers exchange privlidges with Playa del Carmen's Gran Porto Real.

about the suites:
♥ big nearly 400 sq ft!
♥ private terraces to take in the arrival of the new moon
♥ security boxes to put those important documents you don't dare lose
♥ flat screen TV's 32" with cable
♥ FREE hi speed wifi so you can upload photos to your social network
♥ bathrobes and slippers
♥ individual controled air conditioners
♥ iron and ironing board

the restaurants and bars in the five star resort, the all-inclusive leader of hotels in the hotel zone:
Albatros Restaurant: Serving buffet and a la carte breakfast, lunch & dinner. All-Inclusive Club: 24-hour with self service featuring snacks & beverages, pool table, ping-pong & table games (exclusively for use of All-Inclusive guests).
Gaviotas Restuarant: Pool snack-bar.
Lobby Bar: With live music and entertainment every day.
Maria Margarita: Mexican specialty restaurant a la carte menu for dinner.
Swim Up Bar: Enjoy a delicious tropical cocktail while swimming. Meet me at the swim-up bar folks.
The Pizzeria: Open air restaurant and bar serving pizzas (what else?).
This five star beachfront Resort & Spa is located in the heart of the zona hotelera, minutes from shopping, golf, nightlife and fancy restuarants.
Cancun's best kids club for your all inclusive family vacation. The kids club is staffed by profesionals. Children learn arts and crafts and make new friends there on this special family vacation.

With all the good things happening here many of you will have not much interest in leaving the pool or beach to explore the town and zona hotelera. After all with shows, so many bars, activities day and night, the 24 hour VIP lounge, the area with games and giant screens, snacks and drinks available at any moment you want them.
Yes you won't want to leave except maybe for a visit to a casino.
Did you know Cancun has casinos? It does. And with your booking with us we provide discounts to the casino as well as gaming tips to put the odds on your side. We provide the code for you to download all this and more the benefits of booking with CancunSteve.
No this is not Las Vegas. No my friend. Here there are pristine beaches with sugar-white sand and transparents waters. No deserts.
And in addition to these perks to download we offer a frequent renters program with points which never expire you can cash-in for free lofgings nights. CancunSteve frequent renters program

And for those who want to discover the mystical side of the Yucatan exploring the Mayan archeological zones we have discount tours for you. Just ask us. The Mayans were an advanced civilization. When our ancestors were using Roman numerals (I,II,III,IV,etc) the Mayans already developed the concept of the ZERO (0). How do you compute I-I (I minus I) in Roman numerals? You don't. You can't.
Plus the Mayans had a system similar to our decimal system (ours goes left to right; theirs up and down). Ours decimal. Theirs vigesima (system based on a base of 20). There is so much to do and experience here. And so much to save booking with us.

The perfect family vacation getaway awaits you at this value-priced family five star all-inclusive resort. Why: Vacation on always cool to the feet, sugar-white sandy beaches set against crystal transparent turquoise waters.
Ideal for snorkeling and diving too.
Have your well deserved family vacation in luxurious suites with free high speed internet connections.
Enjoy a whole array of incredibly exciting and fun activities for kids of every age in supervised kids clubs and teen clubs (arts and crafts and video games). Truly, we promise an unforgettable family holiday the warm Caribbean sun.

All-inclusive resorts hotels with a kids club can be a relief to families traveling to Mexico.
Instead of having a budget go through the roof when taking on extra resort expenses or passing a trip saying no to the kids, an all-inclusive resort allows your family to plan ahead and stay on budget, while giving kids all the fun they can find, and all the cookies and pastries they can haul off the desert table.

How much do we know about the Gran Caribe Real?

1) The name of the totaly equiped gym with spinning is called...
a) Jack La Laine
b) Harry's corner gym
c) Life Fitness Center

2) The resort also has...
a) unlimited use of a squash court
b) no tax and tips inclueded
c) no use of free high speed internet in your suite

3) Social activities are?
a) once a month
b) once a week
c) daily and include mini golf

4) The T-Zone club for teens has?
a) old Andy Hardy books
b) algerbra textbooks
c) video games teens love

5) The VIP lounge with drinks and snacks is open?
a) 5AM to 7AM
b) 24 hours a day 7 days a week
c) on Tuesdays

6) The drinks and snacks in the minibar in your suite are?
a) free and completely convered in the package cost. pay nothing more
b) are costly and added to the bill at check-out
c) do not have beer

Now many good people don't know that Cancun has casinos.
And many more do not realize that with your reservation with us we provide discounts to the casinos plus important gambling tips to put the edge on your side.

This in addition to our low prices1 and tender-loving-care service where our vans get you at the airport and bring you to the hotel2.

Of course most vacationers will just want to stay in the resport all day and night but for those who want to park the children in the kids club for a spell and try out the casinos remember this can be a most religious experience. Yes.
You'll see more people praying than in the church back home.

To demonstrate this:
♥ click on the man wearing a pink shirt and sport jacket with his hands held out.
♣ Then click on the little arrow to return here.
♦ Now click on the lady to the extreme right with the white visor.
Again use the arrow to return.
See what we mean. Now poor God up there hearing all these numbers coming at Him. From Vegas an old man begs for a 4. From Monte Carlo a widow demands a 6. And now this!

And don't forget those who cry why didn't I book with CancunSteve and get that low price the guy in the room next door paid. God forgive me.
1 the lowest there are anywhere just because the price is low doesn't mean the service isn't personal. It is.
2 although costs apply the rates are discounted and the vans are safe, air-conditioned and insured driven by profesionals

the suites at Gran Caribe Real Cancun
suite maximum occupation (adults & children) bedding
junior suite 4 2 doubles or 1 king
jr suite ocean view 4 2 doubles or 1 king
family suite 5 one king plus two bunk beds with trundle total of 4 beds in unit
jr suite ocean front 4 king
gran suite beachfront walkout 4 2 doubles or 1 king
master suite or one bedroom suite 5 2 doubles & 1 king plus Large suite with a separate living/dining area Bvlgari luxury bath amenities Exclusive suite-designated beach cabana for your suite only
master suite or one bedroom suite ocean view with Jacuzzi 5 2 doubles & 1 king plus Large suite with a separate living/dining area Bvlgari luxury bath amenities Exclusive suite-designated beach cabana for your suite only plus Bose SoundDock® with DVD/CD player and fully loaded iPod with music for all tastes 24 Hr. Gran VIP Lounge access Gourmet Nesspresso™ coffee system Premium liquor cabinet and snacks
master suite or one bedroom suite ocean front with Jacuzzi 5 2 doubles & 1 king plus Large suite with a separate living/dining area Bvlgari luxury bath amenities Exclusive suite-designated beach cabana for your suite only plus Bose SoundDock® with DVD/CD player and fully loaded iPod with music for all tastes 24 Hr. Gran VIP Lounge access Gourmet Nesspresso™ coffee system Premium liquor cabinet and snacks
presidential suite ocean view with Jacuzzi 5

Extra large living/dining area Connecting with Gran Jr. Ste. Ocean View available for 2 bedroom suite option

Spacious one bedroom suite with separate bedroom and living/dining area 2 Double Whirlpool Tub (bedroom & terrace) Bvlgari luxury bath amenities In-suite aromatherapy scents (romantic, relaxing or invigorating)

24 Hr. Gran VIP Lounge access (located on the 6th floor) Exclusive concierge services Exclusive suite-designated beach cabana for your suite only 2-bedroom suite ocean view option available by adding one connecting Jr. Ste. Oceanfront NEW!

World’s first online guest suite assignment with visual tours of the suite and associated view from terrace

Exclusive Royal Service® & Royal Housekeeping® with upgraded amenities Royal Bed® with pillow-top mattress, fine high thread count linens, plush duvet cover, and multiple pillows Royal Bed® Pillow Menu: Extra Soft “Plus” Hypo-allergenic; Orthopedic; Memory; Aromatic; and “Sweet Dreams”

Nightly turndown service Bose SoundDock® with DVD/CD player and fully loaded iPod with music for all tastes 24 Hr. Gran VIP Lounge access

Can you imagine your marriage with the awesome views of the Caribbean as the background, those pristine white beaches, lush tropical gardens, seaside gazebos, and orange and purple sunsets.
Capture your intimate romantic moment by consummating your vows inside the one-of-a-kind, Oceanfront Catholic Chapel Our Lady of Guadalupe...the perfect start to a perfect wedding!
Professional Wedding Planners combined the best of the best offering only weddings to create the most thoughtful wonderful packages and they will take care of each and every detail, from helping you select the ideal bridal bouquet, wedding location, and decor options; including a choice of ultimate catering touches that will exceed the expectations of everyone in the resort.

All begins by just booking one room.

Both you and your wedding guests can enjoy all your meals, drinks and entertainment without thinking about the cost as this is an all-inclusive beachfront resort.
Your ceramony and honeymoon free of hassles full of joy!
Real Resorts started out in 1984 as a simple travel agency with Mr. Fernando as founder.
The main activity was to sell the first personalized tour services in Limos in Cancun starting with just two vehicles, which then grew to seven units rapidly while opening tour desks in the starting Cancun beach resorts and currently running over 30 tour desk concessions in hotels of Cancun and the Mayan Riviera plus representing Destination Managing Services for over fourty international tour operators and wholesaler from the United States, Canada, Sweden, Norway, Iceland, France, Brazil, Chile, Argentina, Peru, Uruguay and of course Mexico.

Growth like this tells you something! They have to be doing something right! Not all Cancun hotels grow as Real Resorts. Once you book your holiday here the answer will be clear dear! Service. Quality. Tender loving care. Great food. Vegetarian options as well. The kids clubs rock. Staffed by profesionals.
More about us CancunSteve.

Fernando's vision of giving service with love and to Exceed Expectations with the all-inclusive concept bonded with the growth of the group and the opening of the Gran Porto Real in November 1997 in Playa del Carmen accumulating an annual occupancy of over 90%, the former Gran Caribe Real opened its doors for the first time in February 1998 in Cancun, in 2003 the Gran Caribe was sold and in 2004 the Continental Villas Plaza with 638 rooms and villas was bought, renovated and rebranded as the New Gran Caribe Real of Cancun. A new concept of luxury all inclusive was introduced with THE Royal Playa del Carmen, which opened its doors in April 2005 making right away a raising bar of annual occupancy of over 90% as well; a redefinition of luxury all inclusive appeared with The Royal Cancun, which opened its doors in February 2007.

This group often donantes rooms for non-profit groups as part of its' love and generousity.

Next to the Gran Caribe Real is the Royal Real now Hyatt Zilaria whose installations you may use with the all-inclusive program when you book the better suites at Gran Caribe. Pay for one but get FOUR.
As you can also visit and use the installations of Gran Porto Real and Royal Porto Real both in Playa del Carmen while on your Cancun vacation.
And while here discover the Mayan culture. Did you know they had 20 days in their week. Yes. Imix, Kan, Can't, Chikchen, turkey, Lamat, placemat, Ok, Eb, Kawak, quack.
The ancient Maya were great visionaries. The present Gran Caribe Reak is great vacationary. The Mayans dedicated thousands of years to the observations of cycles of time. When the wise leaders developed the calendars, these wise-guys entered into the cosmic in communion to discover the truth of things. The Mayans understood everything is cyclic in nature. They studied the cycle of insects, birds, plants, humans, the earth, the solar system, cycles of the macro and micro cosmos, Universal cycles, and even planetary cycles as they knew the object in the sky Venus was a planet. They created 20 calendars. My favorite was one of scantly clothed women on the wall of the plumbing supply shop. The western world knows of five. Today the living Maya are allowed to speak of 15 of these calendars. Five of these Calendars they do not speak of at this time. These are the Calendars of the cosmic ancestors.
What do you think are in those five secret calendars?

a ♦ Someone from the Islamic State wins the Nobel Prize for physics
b ♦ Hilary Clinton tells the whole truth
c ♦ big sun storms reach the earth
d ♦ CancunSteve gives hundreds of dollars of discounts in addition to low prices and personal service with your booking

Select your answer to win:

the Gran Caribe Cancun is your doorway to all-inclusive luxury in the heart of Cancun's world-renowned hotel zone, right on a pristine stretch of stunning Caribbean beachfront.

Defined by unique and tailor-made experiences for every traveler, the resort specializes in non-stop fun, enriching activities, good food and drink, and endless relaxation all day, every day.

For families traveling together, our Family Suites include great conveniences like bunk beds in addition to a king bed for you and yours, and extra space for up to 5 family members.
Numerous restaurants and buffets serving international cuisine deliver round-the-clock dining options

♫ In the plazas near the resort find DKNY PUMA GUESS ARMANI at duty free prices.
And English speaking movies as well.
Past travelers have things to say about us.
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Some comment on their airport transfers to and from the hotel be it Gran Caribe Real or other Cancun lodgings.

Service is the name of the game in the travel business. Yes it's nice to have the lowest price but you deserve personal service as well.
You've found both here.

While down here there are incredible things to see and experience good people. A cross between and elephant and a fish for example exotic flora and fauna in Cancun
One of the beach bars shown.

Order up top shelf drinks.

Great cocktails.

Meet fabulous people from around the globe.

While hanging out at this Gran Caribe Resort bar take-in the turquoise waters just past the sugar-white sands.

Pancho the barman is ready to mix you another drink and put out some snacks (botanas).

There are eight international bars here:
♦ Lobby bar, ampliado con vista al mar y a la laguna y música en vivo por la noche
♦ Show Bar abierto durante los espectáculos
♦ Trade Winds Beach Bar, con columpios, hamacas, camastros y camas de playa dobles (swings, hamacks, beach chairs, beach beds!
♦ Bar Gaviotas
♦ Bar Il Pescatore
♦ Bar Maria’s
♦ Club 24 Hrs. Todo Incluido con autoservicio de botanas, bebidas y juegos
♦ Gran VIP Lounge 24Hrs. con autoservicio de hors d’oeuvres, botanas selectas y bebidas importadas.
♠ Family does matter. And to wit the Gran Caribe Resort has 60% discounts for kids 6 to 12 years of age.
Free for young ones 5 years and under.
Family suites where three children and two adults can share the same suite! How many times have you heard sorry no more than 4 people per room. Well not anymore.
♠ T Zone Club for teens with video games.
The Gran Caribe T-Zone made for teens 12 to 17 years of age. Designed to be a state of mind, not a stuffy, over-organized club thing.
Takes the teen holiday experience to the next level.
They gather together, socialize, hang out.
Make new friends.
Teens share similiar interests. This subtly supervised club is a teen hotspot.
♠ This Five Star beachfront has an all-inclusive plan which offers breakfast, lunch, dinner, a la carte, or buffet style. Even show cooking here in the Gran Caribe Real (Gran Caribe Resort).
In show cooking the chef comes around with this silly cone-shaped white hat on his head and prepares the meal at your table-side.
Don't giggle if he drops something.
Why don't the Gran Caribe hire a midget chef? The steaks are too high.
What did the French chef at the Gran Caribe give his wife for Valentine's Day? A hug and a quiche!
What was the epileptic chefs house speciality? Seizure salad.
What did the toaster say to the slice of bread? I want you inside me!
The Gran Caribe wants you inside!

♠ Low calorie for those watching their weight. And who isn't.

♠ Vegetarian for those who don't want to hurt the animals.

♠ Domestic and international drinks.

Chin-chin. Bottoms up.

♠24 hour all-inclusive club with self-serve snacks; bar; and games too.

♠ Wireless internet in all resort areas.

♠ Bicycle center. For the pedalers.

♠Daily social activities and games. Live nightly entertainment and shows.

♠ Theme parties.

♠ VIP lounge on 6th floor with concierge service, snacks and drinks.

♠ Mini Golf. putt putt.

♠ Squash court. This is by far the noisiest game here at Gran Caribe Resort as you can't play it without raising a raquet.

♠ The water park has waterslides, a pirate ship, and is open from 9AM to 6PM.

♠ Pay one get two. Visit and use installations of the Gran Porto Real in Playa del Carmen FREE!!!
Complimentary access to the hydrotherapy area of our outdoor spa amenities including Jacuzzi, steam room, and sauna. Who else has this? Your very wish!
An activity pool, a family pool, splash pool with slides, and a hot tub can be found throughout the resort, or rest in cabanas and hammocks in the kid's pool warm spots and cold.
Included kids club with dress-up stations, mini golf course and activities organized and supervised by trained staff
The Oki Splash Waterpark includes 7 waterslides, a fountain, 2 splash zones, and a family pool
T-Zone area for tweens and teens featuring video games on X-box or Wii, a great place to socialize
Turtle release program August through November where over 10,000 eggs are hatched. Remeber ol Humpty...
Every year from May till November, female turtles leave the sea and struggle away from the shore to find the right spot to lay eggs.
The turtle digs a deep hole using her hind flappers and lays the eggs, she then buries them and goes back to the ocean.
As part of our Turtle Guardian Program the Gran Caribe Real staff lovingly removes the eggs to the Turtle Camp, a safe nest, guarded away from their predators.
Because of the vulnerability of the eggs, only hotel personnel is allowed to handle the eggs, however you are welcome to watch respectfully and take some photos.
Two months after the eggs were laid, every hatchling emerges during a short period of time. They burrow their way to the surface and kick off the last of their encrusted shells. The nice Turtle Guarding Volunteers assist the baby turtles by releasing them at dawn on the day they were born. Guests may partake in this experience by helping the resort’s volunteers release the newly-born turtles into their new home, the ocean.
All those little baby turtles hatching, imagine them popping up out of the sand and heading towards the ocean.
They are protected here, the area is roped off so no one may damage these little things.
This event usually happens at night.
Turtles are ectotherms or animals commonly called cold-blooded—
this means that their internal temperature varies according to the ambient environment. Not an issue here in Cancun where it's always warm.
However, because of their high metabolic rate, leatherback sea turtles have a body temperature that is noticeably higher than that of the surrounding water.
Turtles are classified as amniotes, along with other reptiles.
Like other amniotes, turtles breathe air and do not lay eggs underwater, although many species live in or around water.

Speaking of turtles and other sea things, recall an amusing episode.
Some time ago this religious group went on a retreat. No suites with DVD players and internet like the Gran Caribe Resort Cancun, no sir. Nylon tents for these people. Not the suites listed below.
As it was Lent, they practised abstinance. That is abstinance from flesh. Meat. No shows and activities like the Gran Caribe Resort Cancun all-inclusive package.
But although their faith prohibited flesh, it said nothing about glutony.
Let's see what their having now for lunch:
Caviar, fresh herrings, tuna, cuttlefish, sturgeon, fillet of sole, Dover sole, oysters on the half shell, baked salmon, sardines, jelly fish, eals, clams, sharks, whales, dolphins, swans, red snapper, and turtle soup.
Almost as many sea things as you can see snorkeling off the Gran Caribe Resort's beach.
Then following, cheeses, pastries,chick peas, chestnuts roasting on an open fire, fruit, peanuts, pistachios, corn flakes, popcorn, corn on the cob.
Creams, tarts, macaroons, curds and whey, raisins.
They finished the abstinance with a prayer:
Oh God, we've been good. Let us book the Gran Caribe Resort Cancun with CancunSteve, Amen.
the suites:
Dig spectacular views of the ocean in your fabulous suite which offers tasteful touches of wood, elegant polished stone floors, and beautiful new contemporary furnishings. Hang out on your spacious balcony with a hammock, soak in your double Jacuzzi, and rest blissfully on a pillow carefully selected—just for you. From family friendly-suites that offer king plus bunk beds (so three children can be in the same unit with you) and direct access to nearby waterparks to premium suites with private beach cabana and exclusive access to the Gran Caribe VIP lounge, luxury at Gran Caribe Resort Cancun is made for you.

junior suites:
includes a comfortably furnished private balcony with a view of the lagoon nice on a moonlight night, or lush tropical gardens.

family junior suites:
Offering direct access to Oki® Fun World from the private terrace, these 387 sq ft suites can accommodate up to two adults and three kids, with twin bunk beds and a trundle bed in addition to the king-size or two double beds. Your private furnished terrace also has a hammock for lazy days.
More info and photos right here.

ocean front:
Soft sounds of the sea waves and stunning ocean vistas distinguish these 376 sq ft suites with a private oceanfront balcony, and guests in this suite category and higher enjoy a discount on treatments at SPAreal.
Besides being right up to the ocean.

beachfront walk-out:
With spectacular oceanfront views and an exclusive designated beach cabana just for you, these impressive 322 sq ft suites include a many luxurious amenities too many to describe, as well as a walkout terrace providing direct access to the beach. Which means go out the terrace door and on the beach you are.

gran master suite one bedroom:
Exceptionally spacious, these huge 645 sq ft suites include a separate bedroom and living room, a private balcony, and upgraded amenities.
Discounts at the Spa.
Premium Bathroom Amenities in those cute bottles. from lotions and perfumed soaps, to mouthwash it's all included daily for you.

ocean view gran master suite:
as above but with ocean views. See the clouds over the water. The moon over the water. Sailboats on the horizon. This guy with a peaceful look on his face out in the water where there are warm spots and cold.

Presidential suite:
The ultimate in opulence, this is how to live! These 1,366 sq ft penthouse suites feature every imaginable amenity, including a large living and dining area, a separate bedroom, two private balconies, a double whirlpool tub in the bedroom, and another on the balcony. Yes sir! Two Jacuzzis! For a more luxe experience connect to a Gran Junior Suite Ocean View for a 2-Bedroom Suite.
24-Hr VIP Lounge Access which is located on the 6th floor, this lounge features premium imported spirits, snacks, and games.
Plush Bathrobes & Comfy Slippers Included.
Expansive beach and gorgeous vistas here at Gran Caribe. And large pools, water sports and kid's clubs with a water park too. Oki Splash Water Park
Theater shows bringing Broadway here to Cancun. Infinity pools. Kids pools too.
Spacious guest suites for families like the family suite with one king and three beds for the children.
On site family dining from a variety of fine restaurants.
This all-inclusive resort has recently renovated accommodations, which include the family suites mentioned above, each with a king bed, two bunk beds and a trundle bed for a maximum occupancy of five. At the Oki Splash Water Park, kids climb aboard a pirate ship and hide to spray water cannons. Teens, 13 to 17, gather at the T-Zone video arcade for video games. The Oki Kids Club offers supervised activities for ages 4 to 12 from 9AM to 8PM. The resort offers a VIP floor with nightly turndown service and a concierge. Guests can also use the facilities of the sister property, the Gran Porto Real Playa del Carmen.
Even before arriving in the family all-inclusive Gran Caribe Resort, collect airline Amenity Kits – Those cute little kits that you receive when traveling in business or first class internationally with ear plugs and a toothbrush and things. Some are more elegant than others and every once in a while, airlines do special ones (like retro kits). Then upon arrival in Gran Caribe Resort Cancun enjoy the fine bath amenities the maid leaves for you each day of your vacation.
Don't fret the airline food, soon you'll be dining like a king and queen here in the Gran Caribe Resort Cancun.
It sometimes happens when you travel, that if you get lucky you arrive somewhere new and yet feel home.
Sometimes that takes five minutes, sometimes a bit longer, but here in the Gran Caribe Resort, it is immediate that we tend to create intense feelings with this all-inclusive place.
One may end up being at multiple destinations at the same time by trying the various Gran Caribe Resort eateries.
DECK 74 which features CARIBBEAN & MEXICAN is an example. Come for the views, stay for the food at this casual waterfront grill serving up local and seasonal specialties.
VIAGGIO means ITALIAN CUISINE at its' best while you explore the rustic cuisine of the Italian seaside with artfully prepared dishes of pasta, seafood and meats.
VENTANAS is INTERNATIONAL CUISINE here in Gran Caribe Cancun. An extensive buffet of impeccably prepared international cuisine in a casual yet elegant atmosphere amid stunning sea views.
CASA DE ROSA for MEXICAN CUISINE. Authentic Mexico at its most delicious with warm hacienda décor and vibrant local flavor.

But yes everyone in the family requires a valid passport to come to Mexico.
But you know, ain't no different in Europe now.
The European Union is set to restrict passport-free travel and allow member countries to unilaterally put up border controls.
The world we live in.

Once here you'll feel the hospitality. You will know Gran Caribe Resort Cancun welcomes all with smiles and love.
This was not always the case back in the USA.
Once upon a time a postal worker Victor Green worked with his colleagues in the Postal Workers Union to create a guide for black travelers navigating a country where many restaurants, hotels, and shops were still whites only, and the real threat of physical assault and arrest hung in their fate.
This Book was updated and in print until the 70's.
You may feel more at home here in the Gran Caribe Resort than back in the USA.
And if you need a friend while here, we're a phone call away.
We're right here.

Gran Caribe Resort Cancun offers a world of fun for the youngest guests. They're right there.
Camp Jack is packed with activities and adventures like water sports, beach games, arts and crafts, and nightly shows. Mini Golf and Waterpark, complete with a pirate ship and medieval castle, allows the whole family to share some fun in the sun.
Fantasy becomes a reality.
Forget those hotels the Paris Hilton, the Indiana Jones, and the Irving Berlin.
This is the place. The Gran Caribe Cancun.
Dine with flavors from around the world, fresh ingredients, imaginative recipes and masterfully-trained chefs. Fine dining concepts and delicious cuisine that will please even the pickiest palates. There’s a spot for every craving, mood and crowd with each venue unique, bursting with distinctive personality and style. Grab a quick taco and frozen margarita or sit down with a bottle of Chianti for an unhurried Italian feast. At Panama Jack Resorts Gran Caribe Cancun, most attentive waiters and expert chefs will take you on a tasteful trip around the world, one dish at a time, at more than 13 included restaurants, bars and lounges.

Look at some of these drinks in the Lobby Bar:
Partial C O C K T A I L M E N U in Gran Caribe Cancun
G R A N C A R I B E Cancun Vodka, melon liquor, almond liquor , coconut cream, pineapple juice, cream and grenadine WATERMELON MARTINI Gin or vodka, watermelon liquor, and dry vermouth
MA NG O / W AT ER ME L O N/ ST RAW BERRY MO J I T O Rum, watermelon liquor and syrup REE F CO C KT AI L Vodka, melon liquor, curaçao, lemon juice, syrup, and sparkaling water
APP L E MARTINI Gin or vodka and apple liquor MA NG O MA RG ARI T A Tequila, mango, lime juice, and syrupCHOCOLATE MARTINI Vodka, whisky cream, coffee, liquor, and cream
CO S MO PO L I T A N Vodka, orange liquor, cranberry juice and lemon juice TOASTED ALMOND COCKTAIL Amaretto, coffee liquor, and cream

Some of the entrees in the Gran Caribe Cancun's Italian restaurant:
♣ L O BST ER Thermidor, grilled, in white wine or any style * Lobster is available seasonally at an extra cost     CHI C KE N A L L A PA R MI G IANA Served with sautéed vegetables and mushroom risotto
♣ BI ST EC CA D E MAN Z O AL L A PI Z Z AI O L A Garn ished with buttered carrots and mashed potatoes SCA MPI SA L T AR Sautéed shrimps with a side of zucchini chips and mushroom risotto
♣ F RUT T I DI MA RE A L L A F I O RENT I NA Scallops, shrimps, mussels and calamari served over sautéed spinach , herbs and mozzarella cheese
♣ SALMON PROVENZALE Delicately sealed with crusty bread and gourmet herbs served with v egetables and saffron risotto
♣ SAL T I MBO CC A AL L A RO M AN A Veal scallops with prosciutto and mozzarella cheese, basil. t omato, and garnished with good stuff

Now Panama Jack Gran Caribe Resort Cancun.
Playa Hotels and Resorts unveiled a new all-inclusive resort brand on Saturday, announcing a partnership with Panama Jack, a maker of sun care products and beach apparel.
Think about it. Where do you use beach apparel and sun creams?
On the beach. So why not an all-inclusive upscale resort like Panama Jack Gran Caribe Resort Cancun.
Two resorts in Mexico, the Gran Caribe in Cancun and the Gran Porto in Playa del Carmen, will be the first Panama Jack properties. The resorts have undergone a multimillion-dollar rebranding.

Upgrades put Panama Jack posters in traficed areas, with an eye toward even more luxury than ever before.
Dining, entertainment and in-suite concepts will reflect Panama Jack's retro tropical aesthetic, according to a statement from Playa Resorts.
Clad in Panama Jack-inspired attire -- Panama hat, sunglasses and Bermuda shorts, with cigar in hand -- Playa executive vice president and chief marketing officer Kevin Froemming revealed the partnership Saturday during the company's first Spotlight Awards ceremony, held at the Hyatt Ziva Rose Hall.
And added I'm not dressed for Haloween.
After a slide show presentation that revealed vintage-inspired design concepts for the rebranding, agents in attendance expressed enthusiasm about the Playa-Panama Jack partnership. Then giggled at Kevin's attire.
It's a very good combination, said Cindy Gaudet of Fareconnect Manitoba, adding that the Panama Jack Resorts brand is going to have a different life than Playa resorts and bring a really good vibe.
Then people asked who is Cindy Gaudet?. Where's Fareconnect Manitoba.
They thought it was a put-on.
Since its founding in 1974 as a maker of suntan lotion, Miami-based Panama Jack has expanded to brand beachwear and other casual clothing, home furnishings and other merchandise. Chewing gum, hotels, candelsticks, wicker baskets.
Some felt, how can the Gran Caribe Resort get any better? With the water park for kids, and that great 24 hour all-inclusive club, lobster thermador in the Italian restaurant, what more could the Gran Caribe Resort Cancun do?
No it's not just a marketing thing good people.
Now you can purchase Panama Jack paraphanela right inside this family all-inclusive resort in Cancun.
These beachfront properties have undergone in-depth conversion with significant upgrades.
Now reopened as Panama Jack Gran Caribe Resort Cancun, there's a new look; the brand’s look and feel.
The comprehensive rebranding include a restaurant with Panama Jack clad waiters serving Panama Jack burgers, two bars you guessed it Panama beer, furnishings, neat in-room amenities, signage and uniforms.
Panama Jack Gran Caribe Resort Cancun resort has a Panama Jack retail store featuring the brand’s signature suncare products, apparel, home furnishings and beach accessories. And auto parts.
Some mergers come out funny, not like Panama Jack Gran Caribe Resort in Cancun.
For instance:
Fairchild Electronics and Honeywell Computers will become: Fairwell Honeychild.
Grey Poupon and Docker Pants are expected to become: PouponPants.
Knotts Berry Farm and the National Organization of Women will become: Knott NOW.
Victoria 's Secret and Smith &Wesson will merge under the new name: TittyTittyBangBang
The best is:
Continental Airways and Air Lingus will form... ConAir Lingus

But for some real fun take in the shows here in Panama Jack Resorts Gran Caribe Cancun.
Always well done. Always different.
Panama Jack Resort Cancun is now the hottest destination for nonstop fun and with countless all-inclusive activities for all ages, you don’t have to step foot outside Panama Jack Resorts Cancun to soak it all in. Adventure seekers can catch a wave or learn to scuba dive while beach bums can camp out in a cabana, daiquiri in hand. Sweat it out at Gran Caribe Resort's state-of-the-art fitness center, master an authentic guacamole or dance the night away to live music.
Kid-friendly amenities, oceanfront swimming pools and a world-class spa are all at your fingertips. Whether you decide to go with the flow or flex your adventurous side, there’s always a new way to elevate the day.
NIGHTLY ENTERTAINMENT here in Panama Jack Resort Cancun.
Feel the rhythm of the Caribbean as Gran Caribe Resort's renowned entertainers take the stage and perform each night for you.
From mariachi bands to theme parties and live performances at the lobby bar, there is still plenty of fun to be had after the sun sets.
Magic shows and live entertainment for the kids. A magician pulls an iguana out of a hat. Or was it a rabbit?
The world is a magical place for a child.
Like the world of Gran Caribe Resort.
There is always something new and exciting to learn. Many children and adults are amazed and fascinated by magic tricks. There is something exciting about being able to do the impossible. Did you know that kids can learn how to do magic tricks? You may think that is hard to believe when you see some of the exciting things magicians can do. Kids too can learn to become magicians. With enough practice they will be able to impress anyone.
The key is to start small with some easy magic tricks for kids. Once they have mastered these simple magic tricks you can try some more advanced ones.
Talking Magic Calculator trick:
All your child needs is a calculator and a good memory. Your child will start by telling a friend the calculator wants to talk to them and that the code to get the conversation started is 0.7734. When the calculator is turned upside down with this number punched in, it looks as if the display says "HELLO."
All you need is our good deal at Panama Jack Resorts Gran Caribe Cancun. No tricks. Just low prices. What is your name, calculator? Answer: 7718 - turn it upside down - BILL

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With your all-inclusive holiday here in the Panama Jack Gran Caribe Cancun, you'll have no need of a vehicle as it's all here on-site.

Mind you the Panama Jack Gran Caribe Cancun does have free parking for those who wish to explore outlying areas like Mayan ruins and such.

But if you're looking for a great restaurant, no Italian eatery in town tops El Pescatore here in this Cancun all-inclusive resort.

Or in Rome for that matter.

Looking for a game of squash?
Panama Jack Gran Caribe Cancun offers unlimited use of the squash courts.
Housed in a four-walled court with a small, hollow rubber ball play ball.
Players must alternate in striking the ball with their racket and hit the ball onto the playable surfaces of the four walls of the court.
Do not confuse with budget hotels offered by others where squash refers to stepping on the bug to squish it.

Looking for hydrotherapy?
No need to go further than the Panama Jack Gran Caribe Cancun spa.

No need to drive around to find a water park for the kids. There's a cool one here in this Cancun all-inclusive hotel included in the package.
And with a pirate ship as well.

But if you'd like drive around now, do so with the little car on the left.

No need to drive to the theater for shows at night as Panama Jack Gran Caribe offers nightly shows for the whole family, folks.

Good people of all ages dig Panama Jack Resorts Cancun.

The Gran Caribe Resort. Shown they are using the WiFi to upload photos to their Facebook page.
They have photos of the friendly barman in the pool snack bar taken here in Panama Jack Resorts Cancun.
And a great shot of the Gran Caribe Resorts's pizzerea. You can almost taste the mozerela cheese.

The woman wearing red is pointing to a photo taken in Panama Jack Resort Cancun.
What is she saying?
a. Don't you look dumb looking down the waitresses' blouse.
b. I changed my password to incorrect so when I log onto a social network and enter the wrong password, it tells me my password is INCORRECT
c. They won't let you into the aquapark in Panama Jack Resort, Hyman. It's for kids.
d. Mimi talking to her husband of fifty years always uses terms of endearment like darling, or honey. After one endearing term after another, the guy next to them asked Mimi do you always speak to your husband that way?
To which she replied it's been five years now since I forgot his name and I'm too embarassed to ask.

The other agencies:
You want to know if there's a minimum age for entrance to the Panama Jack Cancun water park.
You're told: A number of different approaches to get the answer are being tried.
Translates to We are still guessing at this point.
The other agent gave you a gizmo to keep in contact with them while you stay in Gran Caribe Resort Cancun.
They say regarding the device: Preliminary operational tests were inconclusive.
Translates to The darn thing blew up when we threw the switch.

We on the other hand provide a free app for your smartphone that loads on your external drive; requires no permissions; no ads. Downloads from Google Play and is called About CancunSteve

♦ Or Just click on the link.
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You ask this other agency regarding your frequent rental points which dissapeared from your last rental in Panama Jack Resorts Cancun Gran Caribe.
They reply: It is in process.
Which translated equates to"It is so wrapped in red tape that the situation is completely hopeless."
With us your frequent rental points never expire nor dissapear and are only removed at the time you trade them in for prizes like FREE hotel nights.

There are cheaper Cancun lodgings than Panama Jack Resorts that even claim to be ecological!
Energy saving. Which means "Achieved when the power switch is off."

The air conditioner in El Cheapo is maintenance free, meaning it is Impossible to fix.

We pay for our bargains except when you book Panama Jack Resorts Cancun Gran Caribe with CancunSteve.

Right in the very center of the Hotel Zone, all-inclusive and family-friendly Panama Jack Resorts Cancun is a picture-perfect escape packed with unlimited fun in the sun for guests of all ages.

Most periods in 2018 YOUR KIDS FREE in Panama Jack Resorts Cancun

An elderly couple went to dinner at VIP lounge in the Panama Jack Gran Caribe Cancun with some friends, also elderly.
After top shelf cocktails, the wives went to the far end of the bar to see the entertainment, and the two men were talking. One said, “We went out to dinner last night at a really good restaurant here in Panama Jack Gran Caribe Cancun.
I’d highly recommend it.”
The second man said, “What’s the name of it? Was it the Albatros?”
The first man thought and thought, then said, “What’s the name of that flower you give to someone you love, the one that is usually red that has thorns?”
“Oh, you mean a rose?” said the other old man.
“Yes, that’s it,” said the first man.
Then he called to the other end of the lounge, “Rose, what’s the name of that restaurant in Panama Jack Gran Caribe we went to last night?”
In the Panama Jack Gran Caribe Cancun dig flavors from around the world, the freshest ingredients, imaginative recipes and masterfully-trained chefs which amount to awesome dining concepts in any of the Panama Jack Gran Caribe Cancun restaurants, and compelling cuisine that will please everyone.
Young and old.
There’s a spot for every craving, mood and crowd with each venue unique, bursting with distinctive personality and style.
Grab a quick taco and frozen margarita or sit down with a bottle of Chianti for a rich Italian feast.
At Panama Jack Resorts Cancun, attentive waiters and expert chefs will take you on a tasteful trip around the world, one dish at a time, at more than 13 included restaurants, bars and lounges.

There's even a coffee bar! PANAMA JACK COFFEE CO. COFFEE BAR. On the ground floor of Panama Jack Gran Caribe Cancun.

DECK 74 in Panama Jack Resorts Cancun serves up CARIBBEAN, MEXICAN & MONGOLIAN DINNER.
Come in for the views, stay for the food at this casual waterfront grill serving up local and seasonal specialties.
Mongolian cuisine is much influenced by the continental climate that dominates the region, and also a bit by the Russian and Chinese cultures.
Chow mein with vodka sauce (kidding).
Meat and dairy form the staple diet of this nomadic cuisine, with some use of vegetables.
The meat of yak, beef, lamb is consumed as delicacies.
Some of the Rooms at Panama Jack Cancun:
♦ junior suite: Private Balcony or Terrace, In-Suite Mini Bar Stocked daily with beer, water and soft drinks, Flat Screen TV Satellite LCD TV with 50 channels, Sitting Area with Sofa Bed A table, chairs, and sofa bed provide plenty of space to relax in comfort Telephone & Voicemail, Air-Conditioning, In-Room Safe, Radio Alarm Clock, Coffeemaker, Iron & Ironing Board, Hairdryer

♦ ocean view jr suite: as above plus partial ocean view from terrace. and plush bathrobes too. Panama Jack Cancun makes dreams come true. and a hammock on your terrace.

♦ ocean front suite: as above plus right on the ocean for full ocean view.

♦ JUNIOR SUITE BEACHFRONT WALK-OUT: VIP RESORT ACCESS With spectacular oceanfront views and an exclusive designated beach cabana, these impressive 322 sq ft suites include mucho luxurious amenities, as well as a walkout terrace providing direct access to the beach.

♦ JUNIOR SUITE BEACHFRONT SWIM-UP Bedding: King VIP RESORT ACCESS With extraordinary ocean views and semi-private pool right outside the balcony, these 387 sq. ft. swim-up suites are the ultimate indulgence.

♦ MASTER ONE-BEDROOM SUITE OCEAN VIEW the BIG one here in Panama Jack Gran Caribe Resort Cancun! VIP RESORT ACCESS These 645 sq ft suites feature not only fabulous ocean views, but also a separate bedroom and living room, enhanced amenities, and a double whirlpool tub.
Pillow Menu & Nightly Turndown Service Included in your nightly turndown service will be the pillow of your choice. Access to The Royal Playa del Carmen for dinner at select restaurants (one visit per stay with reservations, 18+ years)

♦ PRESIDENTIAL SUITE in Panama Jack Cancun VIP RESORT ACCESS The ultimate in opulence, these 1,366 sq ft penthouse suites feature every imaginable amenity, including a large living and dining area, a separate bedroom, two private balconies, a double whirlpool tub in the bedroom, and another on the balcony.
The children are having so much fun in the Panama Jack Resorts Cancun kids club.
Splashing around near the Gran Caribe Resorts Pirate Ship. Or playing with toys.
Not all the kids in Gran Caribe Resorts Cancun are photogenic.
Why last week that woman over at the Panama Jack Resorts Cancun swim-up bar gets on a bus with her baby.
The bus driver says: Ugh, thats the ugliest baby Ive ever seen!
The woman walks to the rear of the bus and sits down, fuming.
She says to the dude next to her: The driver just insulted me!
The man says: You go up there and tell him off.
Go on, Ill hold your monkey for you.

Some of the children digging the video games with their new friends in the Panama Jack Resorts Cancun kids club are somewhat precocious.
On Christmas morning a cop on horseback is sitting at a traffic light, and next to him is that blond kid from the kids' club on his brand new bike.
The cop says to the kid, "Nice bike you got there. Did Santa bring that to you?" The kid says, "Yeah." The cop says, "Well, next year tell Santa to put a tail-light on that bike."
The cop then proceeds to issue the kid a $20.00 bicycle safety violation ticket.
The kid takes the ticket and before the cop rides off says, "By the way, thats a nice horse you got there. Did Santa bring that to you?" Humoring the kid, the cop says, "Yeah, he sure did."
The kid says, "Well, next year tell Santa to put the dick underneath the horse, instead of on top."

The tall kid standing in the Pirate Ship in the Gran Caribe Resort Cancun is always ready to help.
Teacher asks children, what do you wish to do in future? Jimmy: I want to be a pilot. Willy: I want to be a doctor. Mary: I want to be a good mother. Tall kid: I want to help Mary
Johnny's new baby brother was screaming and yelling. What a difference from the week in Panama Jack Resorts Cancun listening to the waves kiss the shore.
He asked his mom, "Where'd we get him?"
His mother replied, "He came from heaven, Jimmy."
Jimmy says, "Now! I can see why they threw him out!"
Want a piece of heaven? Come on down to Panama Jack Resorts Cancun. Come for the deep discounts. Come for the restaurants. Come for the ocean. Come for the restaurant with your own private waiter.
Come for a great all-inclusive vacation.
All vacationers judge Panama Jack Resorts Cancun's Deck 74 to be the best. Look at the variety. Food from Mongolia. The Caribbean.
Now some may laugh at the Mexican judicial system (ha ha ha) as a corrupt judge behind closed doors without a jury or a public sells justice to the highest bidder.
But remember now what they say about those who live in glass houses?
Let's have a look at the US Supreme Court.
Some of their brilliant decisions becoming the law of the land (ha ha ha):
Dred Scott. The court finds that Dred Scott who is a fugitive slave, ain't no person but a piece of property. Not entitled to niether rights nor freedom.
Chairman of the Warren Commission, Earl Warren determined President Kennedy died of self-inflicted gunshot wounds.
When a case is brought before the court each side has only one half hour to plead. Now this may not seem like a lot of time.
But remember, these old folk on the court have an attention span that of a newt or salamander.
At times, there are objections to a justice appointed by the President to the highest court of the land for something they may have, or may not have done back in kindergarten 90 years ago.
Here in Gran Caribe Resort young and old alike will be enthralled by the food, drinks, and activities at this beachfront all-inclusive now the Panama Jack Resorts Cancun.
Have yourself a drink or snack 24 hours a day in the Gran Caribe Real.
The all-inclusive club is always open. The staff never sleeps. They're not court justices.
These latter desended from the apes.
See the kids go ape in the Panama Jack Resorts Cancun water park's pirate ship.
A woman who went to Panama Jack Resorts Cancun returned home then got married, but her husband was most abusive.
She got remarried and that husband ran out on her.
She thought, I was so lucky to be in Panama Jack Resorts Cancun, but now this!
She got married again and that husband failed in bed.
Shame of it all.
Finally, she put an ad in the local paper: "Looking for a man who wont abuse me, wont leave me, and wont fail me in bed."
The next day, the doorbell rings. There is a man with no arms and no legs. "Hello, I saw your ad in the paper," he says.
"Tell me a little about you." "Well, I have no arms, so I cant hit you. I have no legs, so I cant run out on you," he replies.
"How do I know youre good in bed?" she asks. He says, "I rang the doorbell, didnt I?"
It's funny seeing him on the beach bringing donunts to the ladies in the lounge chairs.
But the most fun is of course Panama Jack Resorts Cancun.
Panama Jack Resorts Cancun waiting in line for water ride Gran Caribe Real Cancun now Panama Jack Resorts Cancun is a family all-inclusive resort where we offer wholesale rates.
This beach front Cancun hotel is one of the few Cancun hotels permitting up to three children in the same hotel room with their parents.
In the family suite.
Consider the logisitics.
An additional room just for the kids elsewhere! So forget the rest, book with the best and stay in Panama Jack Resorts Cancun and Water Park for your Cancun family vacation.

Designed for the amusement of everyone, Panama Jack Resorts Cancun is a fair designation to this enhanced, family resort.

Panama Jack Resorts Cancun will offer the vacationer excellent facilities plus an arrangement that completely integrates with its natural surroundings. Kids, teenagers and adults will enjoy the new enhancements that will give everyone more opportunities for fun and sunny adventures.

The cool attraction of Panama Jack Resorts Cancun will be the Pirate Ship, a big set of water slides and other water rides that offer amusing activities for every family member.
Children will enjoy the Mayan themed games like water guns, water splashes and buckets of water interacting with symbolic animals of the region.

Gran Caribe Resort Cancun family hotel This ride will also have an enormous bucket of water that squirts 7 square feet of water, creating a huge waterfall that all kids will love.
This Tree House will be attached to a children’s swimming area for kids under 6 years old to enjoy: the squirts of water, little mushrooms and waterfalls in a 1 foot-deep pool.

Not only will you find water activities at Panama Jack Resorts Cancun , but also a myriad of other attractions, placed for sports fans, such as a 2559 square feet mini-golf course of 18 holes, a tennis court, a multi-purpose court and a soccer field.

Panama Jack Resorts Cancun is be a beachfront property where guests will enjoy the beauty of transparent and calm waters of Cancun’s shore in the Hotel Zone.
Family time will be greatly inspired at every corner of the resort.

The movement of the dances in a show in Panama Jack Resorts Cancun. To get a feeling of the dances move your mouse over the image to the left. Then hold down the left button move the mouse downward. The action will begin. Release the button at any time to stop the action. If the image does not appear hit the Refresh button of your browser.

Of course it's best to reserve with CancunSteve and see the show live at Panama Jack Resorts Cancun.

Although the Hotel is now Panama Jack Resorts Cancun, it features all those restaurants you loved from Grand Caribe Real and more.
Plus there is in addition to the beautiful lobby bar the Sports Bar; Pool Bar and beach bar. So you won't run out of places to raise a glass. Theme nights add to the enjoyment of your stay.

Traveling humor while exploring around Panama Jack Resorts Cancun

A man was driving along the highway from Panama Jack Resorts Cancun to Campeche, and saw a rabbit hopping across the middle of the road.

He swerved to avoid hitting the rabbit, but unfortunately the rabbit jumped in front of the rental car and was hit.

The driver, being a sensitive man as well as an animal lover, pulled over to the side of the road and got out to see what had become of the rabbit.

Much to his dismay, the rabbit passed away. The driver felt so awful.

A woman driving down the highway saw the man crying on the side of the road and pulled over.
She thought maybe he didn't book Panama Jack Resorts Cancun with CancunSteve.

She stepped out of her car and asked the man what was wrong.

"I feel terrible," he explained. "I accidently hit this rabbit and killed it."

The woman told the man not to worry it's cool.

She knew what to do. She went to her car trunk and pulled out a spray can. She walked over to the limp, dead rabbit, and sprayed the contents of the can onto the rabbit.

Miraculously, the rabbit came to life, jumped up, waved its paw at the two humans and hopped down the road. 50 feet away the rabbit stopped, turned around, waved at the two again, hopped down the road another 50 feet, turned, waved, and hopped another 50 feet.

The man was astonished. He couldn't figure out what substance could be in the woman's spray can! He ran over to the woman and pleaded, " What was in your spray can? What did you spray onto that rabbit?" The woman turned the can around so that the man could read the label. It said: "'Hare Spray' Restores Life to Dead Hare. Adds Permanent Wave."

can miracles happen. yes they happen all the time

A tourist is traveling with a guide through one of the thickest jungles in the Yucatan about two hours from Panama Jack Resorts Cancun, when he comes across an ancient Mayan temple.
Maybe Chichen Itza or perhaps Uxmal.
It wasn't Sam's Club.

The tourist is entranced by Panama Jack Resorts Cancun and by the temple, and asks the guide for details.

To this, the guide states that archaeologists are carrying out excavations, and still finding great treasures. A Mayan IPod.

The tourist then queries how old the temple is. "This temple is 1503 years old", replies the guide.

Impressed at this precise dating, he inquires as to how he gave this exact figure.

"Easy", replies the guide, "the archaeologists said the temple was 1500 years old, and that was three years ago"


I stopped for breakfast on my way to Chichen Itza from Cancun at a small restaurant and asked for a coffee.

Waiter: No hay cafe. (We have no coffee.)
Me: What do you have to drink
Waiter: Refresco senor (soda sir)
Me: Bring me a cold Coke
Waiter: No cold Coke
Me: Bring me a cold Pepsi
Waiter: No cold Pepsi
Me: Bring me any soda
The boy returns with a warm Orange Crush.

magnificent Hotel Panama Jack Resorts Cancun entrance with waterfalls and sports bar behind glassAlthough it's beautiful here out front, why don't we go inside? In front of Panama Jack Resorts Cancun is a great view of the lagoon area but inside higher up it is more spectacular. And inside we can see the elegance and beauty of the family suite (have all three of your children together with you in a suite with king bed, bunk beds and trundle bed.
These lovely furnishings. Courtyard and ocean-side swimming pools and splendid lodgings.

Behind the waterfalls which are lit up with colored lights at night is a sports bar. Upstairs are bars; restaurants. All Inclusive Plan All inclusive rates include breakfast buffet, lunch, and supper from the menu or buffet.
Plus all national alcoholic beverages (beer; wine; soft drinks; tropical drinks).
Several theme nights during a seven day stay. Snacks during the day. All taxes and tips are included.
Non-motorized water sports. Games and activities all day.
Let's follow our host Claudia inside. It is easy. Click the appropriate link below.
family suite

Across from Panama Jack Resorts Cancun there's so much, like Flamingo Plaza which has ninety stores, all in one floor, where you will find the latest eyewear fashions; the mall has several boutiques with the latest in bikinis and beachware, informal wear and regional clothing.

You will also find a great variety of arts & crafts, Silver-Factory stores with the best designs as well jewelery souvenirs; they have them all at affordable prices.
Visit the area of the craftsmen and have a painted oil made by hand, of bracelets with your name, lamps, pictures with applications of shells. Other nik-naks.
Avoid the ashtrays that say Welcome to Cancun on the top with made in China on the bottom. Rosita got me one of those once but she's so cheap.
Dine at Margaritaville, Bubba Gump with great shrimp dishes, Sanborn´s Café which is also a shopping experience too, Outback Steakhouse, La Panza es Primero.
Specialty shops Roger's Boots; My Cigar's House ; Sunglass Island.
And all this across the street. And out back that wonderful beach at Hotel Panama Jack Resorts Cancun.

At the Panama Jack Resorts Cancun pool bar Felipe noticed someone forgot a pair of sunglasses that were left laying on the counter.
He thought; could they be Mary's? Jane's? Hilda's?
After due consideration and the 12 apostrophes he took a good look at the glasses. He saw they were not Fendi, Gevenchi, Dior, or Saint Laurent.
A small ticket with an 89 cent price tag proclaimed thanks for shopping Walmart.

They're probably Rosita's figured Felipe.
If they're hers for sure no tip when she returns for them.
I better put these here under the counter on this here shelf for whomever comes back for them.
The staff here at the fine Panama Jack Resorts Cancun hotel are here to serve.
And I serve top shelf drinks to those here on the all-inclusive plan.
Cheap beer to Rosita.

About an hour later Rosita shows up at the pool bar asking Felipe if he happened to notice some sun glasses lying around.
While in the Hotel NYX restaurant having super nachos she opened her purse and saw the glasses weren't there.
Reaching under the counter good ol Felipe produced the missing glasses asking are these yours?.
Rosita replied oh yes! thank God they're not lost!.Oh thank you Felipe. Here's a pesos for you.
Felipe took the tip worth less than one penny in the USA; less than the Democratic Party contender's integrity; less than shares in the Republican Party contender's Vodka company.
Then Felipe asked how come you left the price ticket on them?
Rosita explained after her vacation in the Panama Jack Resorts Cancun is over and she goes back home she won't need the glasses no more, so with the ticket still on it, she can return them to the store for a refund claiming she never liked the glasses.
Then she went on to say where I live there ain't no sunshine
Then began singing ain't no sunshine where I live; ain't no sunshine when I'm gone from this all-inclusive hotel.
Adding with that refund I can pay my donation to my church back home for three months

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