Playa in the heart of Playa del Carmen on the beach. All jr suites have
Located on Playa del Carmen's best beach you
are also next to Fifth Avenue.
An array of gourmet dining options; great
bars and lounges. And billiard tables.
Two awesome swimming pools and entertainment
24 hour room service.
World class European Spa. With these all inclusive lodgings.
The luxury SPAzul is a eco-holistic Mayan inspired full service spa with dual temperature Jacuzzis, steam room, Temazcal stone steam bath, sauna, Polish massage waterfalls, cold plunge pool and even more.
☺ free high speed internet! in every suite of The_Royal_Playa_del_Carmen
we go all-inclusive the concern is the food. Look at a typical dinner shown to
Playa del Carmen's best chefs with the finest ingredients create memorable
dinners in any of the gourmet restaurants in The-Royal-Playa-del-Carmen.
There is also vegetarian plans low in calories . But no thanks, I'll order the
fillet shown on the right if you please.
Drinks in the plan include premium imported brands here at The_Royal_Playa_del_Carmen. So no need to stick to local
rum and tequila in this adult only 5 star The-Royal-Playa-del-Carmen . There are Playa del Carmen hotels then there is Royal Playa del Carmen. Apart from the rest. The BEST.
24 hour room service.
☺ Tea served at 5PM with canapés and pastries. tea time is a chance to slow down, pull back and appreciate our surroundings in the Royal Playa del Carmen.
The ritual of afternoon tea owes its origins to Anna, the 7th Duchess of Bedford. Or was she the 8th? Beats me. As a young women in the early 1800s she lived during a time when it was common to eat only two main meals a day, with breakfast scheduled early in the morning and dinner occurring late in the evening.
She was not privlidged to be vacationing in an adult-only all-inclusive like the Royal Playa del Carmen where snacks are available round-the-clock. So poor Anna the 7th or 8th got the munchies in the afternoon so began the practice of tea time with fine English teas and snacks.
But nothing like those served in the Royal Playa del Carmen where elite dining experiences are the norm, inspired by flavorful and exotic locations from across the globe. Embark on a culinary journey with The Royal’s seven elegant restaurants, five energetic lounges, and indulgent room service, delivered discretely, 24 hours a day. Innovative techniques, fresh ingredients, and inviting, attentive service will surpass your every expectation. From globally inspired haute cuisine and Nouvelle-Mexican to bespoke cocktails and hand-rolled cigars, you'll enjoy an authentic experience, wherever you go in this upscale adult-only all-inclusive resort.
☺ Complimentary luggage unpacking by professional Royal Butler in all suite categories in The_Royal_Playa_del_Carmen. Now enjoy your own private butler just like the caped cruisader. What was that butler's name? Alfred.
Not all butlers are profesional like Alfred and your butler in the Royal Playa del Carmen.
Listen to this story from a woman on the upper west-side of Manhattan.
She gave the butler the night off because she was going out on a date. When she arrived back home from she saw the butler was still home.
Approaching the butler, she requests that he remove her dress, so the butler removes her dress. She then asks the butler to remove her bra, which he does. She then asks him to remove her panties and he does.
The lady then tells the butler never to dress in her clothes again.
☺ Complimentary irioning of two pieces per stay in any suite you book with us.
☺ Free shoe shine too.
In selected suites a telescope for star-gazing or moon gazing. Only in the Royal Playa del Carmen do you get all this.
The first known practical telescopes were invented in the Netherlands at the beginning of the 17th century, by using glass lenses. Development is credited to Hans Lippershey a strange dude.
Galileo heard about the Dutch telescope in June 1609, built his own within a month saying if they can do it so can I. Later he declared the sun is the center of the solar system not the earth for which the Church excomunicated him.
What astronomy truths have to do with religion or faith is beyond me. The Mayans of Mexico knew this centuries before Galileo but the Church could not excomunicate them or intimidate them until later on with the arrival of missionaries.
The thing is this. Imagine what wonders YOU can discover!
Isaac Newton built the first practical reflecting telescope, of a design which now bears his name as does the cookie Fig Newton.
Maybe catch the crab nebula. Or the rings of Saturn. Or the moons of Jupiter. There are nine of them in all.
Grilled shrimp now being served in this 5 star adult only all-inclusive.
just take a moment to look at the delicacies being served on that plate in The_Royal_Playa_del_Carmen
We had to take this photo before the wind came and blew the hat off.
Rooms have fully stocked mini bars here in The_Royal_Playa_del_Carmen.
All rooms have Jacuzzis.
All rooms have internet connections in The_Royal_Playa_del_Carmen.
Shrimp included in the package.
In this Five Star hotel you'll have a delicious dinner in Gaviotas (buffets), or Albatros known for its fine pastries and 'home-cooking', or Marias for the finest in Mexican cusine, or Italian fare in Il Pescatore.
OR a drink and snack in the all-inclusive lounge. 24 hour self-service plus activities.
OR Trade Winds for a snack and cocktail.
How about Sushi? Try the Health and Sushi Bar. Exotic juices and innovative plates. Japenese influence.
Not just any turn-down service folks but with aromatherapy.
His and Hers plush bathrobes at the Royal Playa in the heart of Playa del Carmen.
These unfortunate people were warned that they should reserve with CancunSteve.
Did they listen? No. Only to arrive and find out there was no record of their
reservation and they were turned into mariachi singer sculptures condemned to
sing Cielito Lindo and La Cucaracha for an eternity.
The-Royal-Playa-del-Carmen sells-out way in advance so reserve with CancunSteve
soon. And welcome to this area of the hotel known as Mariachi square as a
reminder to reserve with the good guys.
about the new swim up Royal Junior Suites:
Located at beach level, these oceanfront suites offer the romantic convenience of access to the private swimming pool just outside your terrace and the beach beyond
♥ Upgraded multi-position 32" LCD satellite TV in all the all inclusive lodgings
♥ Exclusive suite-designated Royal Beach Cabana® in The_Royal_Playa_del_Carmen
♥ Complimentary one-hour test drive (per stay) of one of THE ROYAL’s signature BMW Mini Coopers with motor lobby parking right
♥ A Gourmet Nespresso™ coffee system
♥ Bvlgari luxury bath amenities (what's a bvlgari you ask; I don't know but their nice)
♥ A unique in-suite steam shower in this beachfront adult only
♥ NEW! Hair Straightener
♥ NEW! Reading lights on head board
♥ In-suite double Jacuzzis in all Royal Playa suites. all of them. no exeception.
♥ Royal Service® and Royal Housekeeping®
♥ Royal Bed® with pillow top mattress, fine high thread linen, plus duvet covers multiple pillows in these upscale all inclusive lodgings
♥ Elegant handcrafted furniture
♥ In-suite laptop size safety deposit box put the computer right inside the safe for peace of mind
♥ Mini-bar stocked with water, soft drinks and domestic & international liquor cabinet system
♥ “Magic Box” for discreet 24 hour room service (so when room service arrives no problem if it is at an inoportune moment! you do not open the door. your goodies are put in the box in the hall in the adult-only Royal Playa del Carmen. the slot closed. then at your convenience you open your side to receive them.
♥ Spacious modern marble bathroom, lighted vanity mirror, hairdryer and deluxe bathroom amenities
♥ Individually controlled air conditioner and ceiling fan with bedside controls
♥ 2-line direct-dial cordless phone with bi-lingual voice mail and bathroom extension
♥ Iron & ironing board
♥ Black-out drapes
♥ Evening turndown service
♥ Furnished terrace or balcony with hammock
Royal master suite one bedroom oceanfront:
A separate bedroom and living room, a bar fully loaded, and dining room big enough for six, an exclusive Royal Beach Cabana, an oversized private balcony with oceanfront views, a steam shower in addition to the double whirlpool tub, a Wii game system, and even a telescope to see the stars in the heavens above.
Direct beach access. Butler services. Just imagine:
You: hey Alfred get us some piña colodas
Butler: on the double! should I get the Batmobile ready?
You: not necessary Alfred. we're on holiday!
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The-Royal-Playa-del-Carmen Playa del Carmen Guest comments
Everyone is coming down to Playa del Carmen. We're only missing you. Kim Kardashianthe Reality show superstar did the Playa del Carmen beach just two years ago in a lovely bikini alongside of her sister Kourtney and little nephew Mason.
Duck Dynasty star Phil Robertson was seen hanging out at at a Fifth Avenue Cafe just last week enjoying the Riviera Maya. Why aren't you? Did you know we offer up to 45% off on early booking at the Royal Playa del Carmen.
Jamie King, star of CW’s Hart of Dixie was spotted at the Viceroy Riviera Maya, not far from from downtown Playa del Carmen perhaps telling her agent look get me into that Royal Playa now baby
Desperate Housewives star Jesse Metcalfe took his fiancée Cara Santana on a trip to Playa del Carmen and the nearby areas, making sure to check out the amazing senery.
Rashida Jones, when not filming, The Office has been often seen here in Playa. In the best Playa del Carmen hotels.
why book with us:
It's not just about low prices and discounts. There's more!
I believe in providing luxury holidays in tropical surroundings within only the best resorts. The adult-only all-inclusive The-Royal-Playa-del-Carmen was hand picked for you. This page and accompanying links show the wide range of luxury features at this special resort for special people. My goal is to create your dream holiday experience and exceed your highest expectations. I am on hand to offer you the best advice in order to deliver your most memorable holiday yet.
Let me share with you a recent comment received the 24th of April 2015 from a Canadian traveler who booked a hotel with us expressing thanks and requesting if it is possible to make a deposit and book 2016. Tells you something about us. For more about CancunSteve.
getting around and do you want to ?:
With all that is included in the package at Royal Playa adult-only you probably won't want to leave either to go back home nor to explore.
With pilates, Spinning, and Aqua Aerobics on site as well as zumba, bachata, salsa, and merengue dance classes always what to do. And
an underwater world to discover while snorkeling in transparent waters on the beach of The_Royal_Playa_del_Carmen.
Water Volleyball games and
Kayak Tours around the calm waters of the Caribbean. There's also a 24-hr fitness center. In the spa they can put cucumbers on your eyes. And one becomes a human salad. Now we're all set for Halloween.
Try the herbal body compress.
After a vigorous exfoliation to stimulate circulation, the body is wrapped in a milk and honey
preparation to achieve a deep nutrition of the tissues. A light cream is applied to leave the skin supple
Click on the photo below of this couple who wandered off who knows where down the beach to see your
reaction to this adult-only resort in Playa del Carmen
Each guestroom at The-Royal-Playa-del-Carmen features: ♣LCD television with satellite
♣Designer bath amenities ♣Bathrobes and slippers ♣digital safe ♣WiFi ♣Individually controlled A/C ♣Coffeemaker ♣Direct dial telephone, alarm clock,
hair dryer,iron and ironing board ♣24 hour room service and turndown service
♣Non smoking rooms are available ♣Whichever luxurious guestroom you choose, enjoy
the best of Playa del Carmen lodgings and accommodations at The-Royal-Playa-del-Carmen.
king sized or two double beds, Bose stereo with DVD CD radio, and a pillow menu. special welcome amenity.
and more your own concierge royal butler: be like Batman with Alfred. in the Royal jr suite black-out drapes.
If you decide to rent a car to go around consider this before you decline the rental car coverages. You will likely be renting a current model year car, and your own policy may only cover the value of your personal car, so ask your insurance company first just to be safe! You don't want any surprises.
Also most of the rental agencies here will not accept a debit card, only a credit card.
♫ These adult only lodgings feature a broad range of services including gastronomic delights, leisure facilities designed for adults, specialized services and Jacuzzis in your ocean view rooms. This Playa del Carmen all-inclusive hotel for adults offers excellent value as you will spend very little money once you are in the resort as you won't need to. Everything is right here.
♫ ocean views and balconies, double Jacuzzis, mini bars, 24-hour room service, wireless internet
♫ nod-out in a hammock by the pool or just take a walk barefoot (the sand is always cool no matter how warm the day) on the undisturbed beach
♫ dig a late brunch or other delicious cuisines in one of the restaurants with a diverse selection of wine and beverages
♫ in addition to the magic box for discrete room service (no more orders arriving at an inoportune moment where you have to get the door), get a secret password from us for hundreds of dollars of discounts to use in Isla Mujeres and Cancun
♫ Fine dining means at the fine Restaurants with no exclusions Enjoy beverages and dining as you please and at your schedule, no reservations required! Delicious snacks and treats are always available at the lobby and snack bars
♫ 24 hour room service with a wide selection of choices
♣ Night activities: Bars and lounges ♣ evening shows ♣ activities center ♣ bicycle center
♣ non-motorized water sports (by the way with your booking with us discounts at the casinos in Cancun!) ♣ nightly theme parties ♣ low calorie vegie menus
* a butler for you!!!
* DVD library in your suite!!!
♫ Catholic wedding services ♫ volley ball tournament then ♫ water aerobics ♫ outdoor hot Jacuzzis
in-suite steam showers.
complimentary golf green fees.
Would you like to be pampared? Be on a Caribbean vacation? Walk down cobblestone streets while in town? Eat great seafood? Swim and snorkel among colorful exotic tropical fish? Beachcomb on one of the world's most beautiful beaches?
Click the button if you answered YES to all the questions:
Children can ruin a holiday - especially if they are not your own and are screaming like savages. Noisy youngsters can turn a peaceful hotel into a nightmare and a peaceful evening meal can be ruined by a savage kid having a tantrum. Holidays for adults only offer you the peace and elegance you deserve. Children are great. They're tax deductions.
The great immortal Will Rodgers once said I never met a man I didn't like and WC Fields once said I never met a kid I liked.
Fifth Avenue at the doorstep of the Royal Playa del Carmen has dive shops, banks, souvenir shops with lovely merchandise, bakeries, drug stores, fishing cruises, and grocery stores.
There is also a lighthouse and upscale arts and crafts.
In his book Yucatan Before and After the conquest written 1566 by Diego de Landa the friar explains that Poncho Hernandez set sail from Cuba with three ships to Mexico.
Unfortunately his book never went on to become a best seller. Nor win any awards. Ol Diego was no John Grisham. Poncho found idols of women representing the godess Ixchel and her daughters so he named that place Isla Mujeres. An island north of Cozumel and Playa del Carmen.
No children are allowed
at this adults only resort. Adults of all ages will enjoy a carefree getaway
in a relaxing tropical Playa del Carmen seaside paradise.
Enjoy a romantic dinner on the beach
or entertainment activities for adults including games, tournaments, cocktail lessons
and theme nights.
With all inclusive no need to constantly reaching for your wallet to pay for a drink or show. One flat fee and do it all!
The_Royal_Playa_del_Carmen welcomes you to a world of all-inclusive luxuries exclusively for adults. Situated in the Riviera Maya just steps from Playa del Carmen's well known Fifth Avenue, this resort features all-suite accomodations with private balconies and spectacular views, double jet whirlpool tubs, plus special options such as swim-up suites and beachfront walkouts. The attentive staff provides genuine hospitality at every turn as guests enjoy the luxurious spa, exquisite cuisine, natural beauty and many other delights.
To appreciate the fun of your vacation in Playa del Carmen just click anywhere on the animation to the left to begin. Then move the mouse around. See you at the The_Royal_Playa_del_Carmen down here!
The_Royal_Playa_del_Carmen has the areas best restaurants. Top Shelf drinks.
Not only on the best widest beach but right off Fifth Avenue.
No other adult-only like The_Royal_Playa_del_Carmen for the pampered service you deserve on this well deserved holiday.
THE_Royal_Playa_del_Carmen welcomes you to their world of all-inclusive luxuries exclusively for adults (special people). Located just steps from Playa del Carmen's famous Fifth Avenue, this resort features all-suite accomodations with your own private balcony and awesome views, double jet Jacuzzis, plus special options such as swim-up suites that go from your terrace into the pool, and beachfront walkouts. The attentive staff provides genuine hospitality at every turn as you enjoy the luxurious spa, exquisite cuisine, natural beauty and many other delights.
Choose suites with garden or ocean views, all have private balconies or terraces, a Jacuzzi for two, Royal Bed® with a pillow menu (a pillow menu is a list of pillows provided for you so you may select the one you want; like memory foam, buckwheat hull, and hypoallergenic; remember Buckwheat from The Little Rascals), large LCD TV with satellite programming, complimentary Wi-Fi, plush bathrobes and slippers, BOSE sound system, bathrooms with luxury amenities and aromatherapy bath menu, a fully-stocked premium mini bar (take whatever you want) and scheduled housekeeping and turndown service.
And to compliment that suite 24-Hour Royal Suite Service delivering tasty treats and beverages to your suite’s discreet delivery box within moments of your request.
And on-site fine dining experiences at multiple restaurants (the finest restaurants in Playa del Carmen) and well stocked bars with top shelf drinks – featuring indoor and alfresco surroundings for breakfast, lunch, and dinner.
Endless cocktails, mixed drinks, wines, beers, and champagnes, plus a swim up bar, cigar club, martini bar and specialty liquor bars and VIP lounges all here in The_Royal_Playa_del_Carmen.
Olympic-size swimming pool just steps from the Caribbean Sea for awesome views (no kids pool with warm spots and cold) and rooftop tennis courts.
The botanical garden cares for and multiplies the native trees and flowers to offer
you the widest array of brilliant colors to compliment your all inclusive hotel vacation.
From the central patio with its
colonial fountain, through the romantic archways, down to the natural tile floor
to the carefully handcraftet furniture, it all combines to create a magical
Stay at one, enjoy all Palace Resorts free. Located in
Puerto Aventuras just north of Akumal and south of Playa del Carmen.
retreat to accommodations in one of the resort's colonial buildings. One steps
through the doorway and is quickly drawn to the private balcony, with its cozy
two-person hammock and incredible views.
If you are looking to decompress
completely while on vacation, we recommend you the resort's north side—where the
spa is located— which offers ultimate quiet.
romance is on the agenda, you will be thrilled to see the spacious king bed in the room.
Plush bathrobes hang in the closet
and high-end Farouk bath products are found in the marble bathrooms—two small
luxuries you will love.
A mini bar comes stocked with cold water, soda
and domestic beer and a liquor dispenser; if it runs low, a quick call to room service
Express guarantees delivery of the items in 20 minutes or less.
Suites in The Royal Playa del Carmen come with garden or ocean views, private balconies or terraces, Jacuzzi for two, Royal Bed® pillow menu, large LED TV with satellite programming, complimentary wi-fi, plush bathrobes and slippers, BOSE sound system, bathrooms with luxury amenities and aromatherapy bath menu, a fully-stocked premium mini bar and scheduled housekeeping and turndown service
Fine dining experiences at multiple restaurants and bars – featuring indoor and alfresco surroundings for breakfast, lunch, and dinner
24-Hour “Royal Suite Service” delivering tasty treats and beverages to your suite’s discreet delivery box within moments of your request.
And this: Endless cocktails, mixed drinks, house wines, beers, and sparkling wines, plus a swim up bar, cigar club and specialty liquor bars and VIP lounges
Olympic-size swimming pool just steps from the Caribbean Sea and rooftop tennis courts
Complimentary access to the hydrotherapy area of SPAzul Health & Wellness Center
Comprehensive Fitness Center with LifeFitness™ equipment and introductory SCUBA Lesson
Romance Concierge for helping couples create special moments they’ll remember forever.
Right at Fifth Avenue where all vacationers want to be, this AAA Four-Diamond1 adult-only all-inclusive resort has lavish all-suite accommodations, all with private balconies or terraces and whirlpools, plus special options such as swim-up suites and beachfront walkouts. Beach butlers just like Alfred in Batman adventures and romance concierges provide heartfelt Royal Service as you enjoy the exquisite cuisine of not one, not two, but seven gourmet restaurants or sip a cocktail at one of the lounges, such as the swim-up bar or tequileria. Chill out by the tranquil relaxation pool or in the luxurious SPAzul, featuring a hydrotherapy experience and Temazcal steam bath. Play volleyball in the oceanfront pool or enjoy snorkeling seeing those colorful tropical fish, tennis love-one, culinary classes and live music.
Endless options and ultimate luxury are all included in this package. 1 Sneaky inspectors who arrive during an unannounced inspection disguised as Clark Kent, assign a rating of One to Five Diamonds based on the extensiveness of services, facilities and amenities typical of each rating level, indicating the type of experience to expect. Four Diamonds means rRefined, stylish with upscale physical attributes, extensive amenities and a high degree of hospitality, service and attention to detail.
adults only resort (16 or over) is set within a lush expanse of beachfront.
exuberant virgin jungle, typical of the state of Quintana Roo with wide and
spacious lawns and gardens, carefully designed to please the senses.
All meals and snacks in a half-dozen fine restaurants
All taxes and gratuities
24 hr room service
Domestic & imported beverages
Non-motorized water sports
Evening Theme shows
Natural setting with water falls
Ocean Front view
Super promo: book early for up to 55% discounts.
So tee off with paid green fees or see the Mayan ruins or get an awesome massage as you choose. We also provide hundreds of dollars of discounts to download from our website with a password.
Meditate in the Garden in this adults only all inclusive spa resort in the Riviera Maya.
adults only resort (16 or over) has THE spa.
En SPAzul queremos que alcance el bienestar, y encuentre la armonía entre su ser interior y la energía del universo. Con nosotros experimentará la exuberante atmósfera tropical, mientras sus sentidos se envuelven con los colores y sonidos de aguas turquesas cristalinas y fina arena blanca.
Harmony in your interior and the energy of the universe in the SPAzul.
Colorado visitor says: The service and location were great. It was nice to be able to walk out of the hotel and be in down town Playa Del Carmen. We have stayed at a few resorts in Playa, and this one has above average service. The restaurants were very good as well.
Rediscover what it’s like to smile all day and night as you play beach games and sports, relax and unwind in large sparkling swimming pools and elevate your sense of indulgence at The Royal full-service holistic spa. Get ready to learn native dance steps like salsa, or get up close and personal with undersea life like dolphins. Try something new or bask on sunny shores while Royal will attend to your requests. Whatever you want to do, you can do it at The Royal.
Zumba and dance classes (salsa and merengue)
Cooking demonstrations and tastings
Water volleyball, billiards, ping-pong and board games
SCUBA introductory lesson
Royal Beach Cabanas
Nightly entertainment including live music and professional shows including trapeze, Mexican folklore, dance and more.
☺Don't forget to stop by the Royal Coffee house!
Savor the rich, flavorful coffee drink of your liking at this gourmet European-style café. The Royal Coffee House serves premium espresso and cappuccino drinks, which pair beautifully with scrumptious desserts.
Along the white sands of the Riviera Mayan Caribbean, The Royal Playa welcomes guests (adults only not beanies with baseball caps on backwards and earings in their ears) to all-inclusive luxuries exclusively for adults (you). Just steps from Playa del Carmen’s famous Fifth Avenue, the AAA Four-Diamond resort boasts lavish all-suite accommodations, all with private balconies or terraces and whirlpool tubs, plus special options such as swim-up suites and beachfront walkouts. Beach butlers and romance concierges provide heartfelt Royal Service® as you enjoy the exquisite cuisine of seven gourmet restaurants or sip a cocktail at one of the lounges (with no noisy spring breakers to spoil the harmony complaining how they were ejected from Grammer School for the sin of not knowing the past participle), plus such as the swim-up bar or tequileria. Chill-out in the tranquil relaxation pool or in the luxurious SPAzul, featuring a hydrotherapy experience and Temazcal steam bath. Play volleyball in the oceanfront pool or enjoy snorkeling discovering flora and fauna below the ocean, tennis, culinary classes and cool live music. Endless options and ultimate luxury are all included.
all at THE ROYAL PLAYA DEL CARMEN.
☺Asiana offers upscale contemporary gourmet dining with the fresh, bright taste influences from Japan, China and the rest of Southeast Asia. Innovative recipes and fusion techniques create bold new flavor sensations alongside traditional favorites like teriyaki and stir-fry.
Catch an exquisite view of the ocean in the Rincon Mexicano, while enjoying a tradition straight from different regions in Mexico. Inviting and elegantly casual, the trendy, yet relaxed style and attentive service will put you right at ease.
☺Mexican French fusion at Marie Maria; a must for those with adventurous palates, Maria Marie presents the best of what Mexico has to offer, with a delightful twist. Dine against the backdrop of murals painted by Mexican artists, which provide a colorful reminder of the country’s rich heritage
☺At Chef's plate Experience international haute cuisine, prepared by the deft hands of our gourmet executive chef. A new dinner menu is crafted each day at the chef’s discretion, based on the best-available or most enticing ingredients. This makes each meal a new delight and every visit a one-of-a-kind event.
☺At Trade Winds (shown above) relax alone, or have a drink with friends. No bothersome kids with baseball caps turned backwards here. The unique seating inside the waters of the pool—or right beside it—allows you to stay immersed in the refreshing crystal-blue depths while enjoying your drink of choice.
This Vacation doesn’t mean you have to take leave of your healthy lifestyle. With daily exercise classes ranging from yoga to water aerobics, state-of-the art fitness centers and various opportunities for outdoor activities like tennis and volleyball, Royal Playa resort offers numerous ways to stay active and slim.
Zumba and dance classes (salsa and merengue)
Zumba fitness has grown to one of the most popular group exercise classes around. In fact, the Latin-dance inspired workout is reportedly performed by more than 12 million people at numerous sites, in 125 countries.
Zumba fitness, which attracts exercisers with a fun fusion of dance moves from styles like Salsa, Merengue, Reggaeton and Flamenco, (no twist, watusi, nor cha cha cha) and the sort of choreography you might see in a nightclub. Or on a basketball court while no games are being played.
Cooking demonstrations and tastings (yume, yume)
Water volleyball, billiards, ping-pong and board games
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Royal Beach Cabanas (included for some suite categories)
The Royal Playa esta ubicado frente al mar, THE Royal Playa del Carmen te da la bienvenida a un paraiso de lujos Todo Incluido Sólo para Adultos, a tan sólo unos pasos de la famosa Quinta Avenida de Playa del Carmen. Ganador del prestigioso galardón Four Diamonds por la AAA, este espléndido hotel ofrece elegantes suites con balcones privados y vistas espectaculares, además de opciones especiales como suites frente al mar o suites con acceso directo a la piscina.
They say the Royal Playa is Just Amazing!!!!
Being an adults only all-inclusive is so quiet and peaceful but may not suit those younger holiday makers who want to raise caine.
A luxury all inclusive holiday is the best bet and the perfect opportunity to indulge your senses at a flat price. There’s no fumbling around for cash and credit cards as you feel everyday stresses disappear whilst you bask in the spa of a five star Playa del Carmen adult-only resort.
Think cocktails by the pool, pampering spas, cooling beers, invigorating watersports, swim-out rooms and scrumptious fine dining by night, all included in the flat pay-once holiday price. With discounted early booking deals getting you up to 60% off, going all inclusive with The Royal Playa del Carmen means you’ll be getting a great deal for a vacation getaway of unbeatable quality. Browse all the features of this adult-only resort as there's something for everyone.
All-ages resorts, which are pretty self-explanatory have amenities for both adults and children and are usually geared towards noisy families. Who wants to scold the couple at the next table to control the kid during your romantic dinner? There may be an adults-only bar or area, but the majority of the resort is open to everyone including the monsters. Most have kid-friendly pools (with warm spots and cold), activities, games, and food, and many even have baby sitting or day care available so that parents can have some time to themselves. Since children are welcome, all-ages resorts tend to be a little louder and more active- but they still make sure adults have a good time to a degree. There are some upscale resorts that allow children, but don’t necessarily cater towards them. See the many amenities here in Royal Playa del Carmen please.
For one thing no kids in the spa. The Royal Playa spa is awesome.
A spa is a location where mineral-rich spring water or seawater is used to give medicinal baths. Spa towns or spa resorts (including hot springs resorts) typically offer various spa treatments, which are also known as balneotherapy or simply going to the spa. The belief in the curative powers of mineral waters goes back to prehistoric times. Such practices have been popular worldwide, but are especially widespread in Europe and Japan.
The Greeks began bathing regimens that formed the foundation for the modern spa. These Aegean people utilized small bathtubs, wash basins, and foot baths for personal use. The earliest such findings are the baths in the palace complex at Knossos, Crete, and the luxurious alabaster bathtubs excavated in Akrotiri, Santorini; both date from the mid-2nd millennium BC. Greeks established public baths and showers within their gymnasium complexes for relaxation and personal hygiene. Greek mythology specified that certain natural springs or tidal pools were blessed by the gods to cure things. Around these sacred pools, Greeks established bathing facilities for those desiring healing. Supplicants left offerings to the gods like Healus, for healing at these sites and bathed themselves in hopes of a cure but there were no refunds. The Spartans developed a primitive vapor bath.
The steam escaped.
The Romans copied many of the Greek bathing practices. Romans surpassed the Greeks in the size and complexity of their baths shouting my bath better than your bath. Then stuck their tongues out. This came about by many factors: the larger size and population of Roman cities, and all the fat overweight Romans. The availability of running water following the building of aqueducts, and the invention of cement, which made building large edifices easier, safer, and cheaper. As in Greece, the Roman bath became a focal center for social and recreational activity. As the Roman Empire expanded, the idea of the public bath spread to all parts of the Mediterranean and into regions of Europe and North Africa.
But ain't nothin' like the spa you'll find here in the Royal Playa.
Good for you! You decided on an all-inclusive holiday 'cause you don't want to be counting money or worrying about costs while on vacation. So you've decided on this all inclusive Playa del Carmen resort. And you want the very best in prices and service. So you've selected CancunSteve for your all inclusive vacation here in The Royal Playa del Carmen. An adults only hotel
All-inclusive has evolved here in The Royal Playa del Carmen since the Borscht Belt back in the 1920's, the summer resorts of the Catskill Mountains in upstate New York.
Borscht, associated with immigrants from eastern Europe, was a euphemistic way of saying Jewish.
These resorts were a popular vacation spot for New York City dwellers between the 1920s and the 1950s and the origins of the present-day all-inclusive resorts.
Most Borscht Belt resorts hosted traveling comics, showmen, and musicians, and many who later became famous in the cinema and TV.
The all-inclusive package at that time included lodgings, food, drinks, activities, and shows with well known artists like Milton Berle, Jack Benny, and Red Buttons, and Blue Buttons, who would make an early living at the night clubs up in the NY mountains, as would Hollywood stars like Mel Brooks, Billy Crystal, Rodney Dangerfield, Don Rickles, and even Joan Rivers.
But in those early days these early resorts never offerend spas, butler service, scuba classes, luxury air conditioned suites with ocean views, cable TV, and internet, as back then WiFi did not exist.
Nor did they offer gourmet fare or vegetarian plans as does the Royal Playa del Carmen.
$100USD resort credit at The Royal Playa del Carmen with reservations of 3 or more nights; for spa services like massages or room upgrades and romantic dinners
things to do:
Bring out your inner explorer side, tend to your need for relaxation and awaken your sense of an adventure. Take a SCUBA lesson see the wonders of the deep in transparent waters, learn to dance salsa without stepping on someone's foot,and expand your palate during culinary classes and tequila tastings. Wow! Spend the entire day doing what you enjoy most and discover your hidden talents.
Even bicycle tours as this area is wonderful for a bike ride. Flat and scenic.
Did you know that the Royal Playa del Carmen is the FIRST hotel to offer not only FREE local calls, but FREE long-distance calls as well.
In better suites enjoy free calls anywhere!
Domestic or international.
Let me tell you a little story folks.
I was on a trip and needed to make many local phone calls.
Before proceding I asked the boy at reception if there were charges for same.
He replied one dollar and ten cents a call with tax.
Was I furious. But trying to argue with the kid would be like trying to catch air with a net.
What were my options.
One of those 800 number phone cards. You know the ones.
After dialing the 800 number you gotta hear 17 minutes of publicity before you can procede. Then you have to enter your PIN a small impossible to read 46 digit number on the back of the card.
You enevitably enter it wrong and gotta start all over again.
The public phone downstairs where you can dial for a quarter got a line from here to Grand Central.
Better pay the one dollar and dial from the room.
Now none of that hassle for you good people on your adult-only all-inclusive holiday here in The Royal Playa del Carmen.
All local calls are FREE.
And long distance as well.
Your on vacation at the Royal Playa del Carmen but realize you don't remember if you asked Aunt Mildred to water the plants out back.
Now give fat Mildred a call. It's free. Have peace of mind on this marvelous adult-only all-inclusive vacation.
As you both well-deserved this quality adult-only holiday together you stowed the kids with your hubby's folks in Brooklyn.
You'd like to know how they're doing and say hello to the little brats.
Ring, ring. (It's free to call remember).
A tired old voice answers the phone. Must be my husband's mother that old basalisk. Hope she hasn't frieghtened the children.
How's it going mom?
Hang in there basalisk. We're due back the 23rd.
That monster broke the Chinese vase in the living room.
Lemme talk to little Tommy.
Hi my angel. Are you behaving?
Mean old granma told me to turn down my music. It was too loud.
So I smashed her creepy vase on the floor.
Grandpa's asleep by the door. It's funny.
Why my angel?
Linda put a lamp shade on his head.
Pass me your sister.
Linda why did you put a lampshade on grandpa's head?
It's funny mom. Yesterday Tommy put a spider in my soup
Screams and yelling of the children can be heard.
The basalisk comes back on the line.
I'm so sorry if they are causing any inconvenience.
Got you and grandpa some nice gifts.
A sombrero for grandpa. Will look better than the lampshade.
And a bottle of fine aged Mexican tequila for you we won in the poolside volleyball games here in the Royal Playa del Carmen.
Thanks for the tequila dear. Since the kids are here I went through two quarts of Jack Daniels.
Grandpa is heard pleading hey stop kicking me Tommy.
At that moment you remember that TV commercial next time use condoms.
Also The Royal Playa del Carmen is the area's only full service ocean view spa.
Dual temperature Jacuzzis, a steam room, Temazzcal stone steam baths.
A sauna of course.
Polish massage waterfalls.
Cold plunge pool
And the best part is no kids' pool with warm spots and cold here in the adult-only Royal Playa del Carmen.
Another first at Royal Playa del Carmen:
On-line check-in within 48 hours of your arrival.
No waiting on line at the front desk for you.
In suite double Jacuzzis in all units.
One's waiting for you NOW.
Even his and hers sinks!
High thread-count linnens.
Ocean view twin showers.
Rotating LCD satellite TV you can view from the bed, or Jacuzzi, even the terrace!
A DVD and CD player as well.
A hammock on your balcony.
Even a safety box big enough for your laptop.
Unlimited domestic and international premium brand liquors. You'll need that drink after calling home.
Visit the Royal in Cancun at no cost.
Pay for one get TWO.
Get to use a vehicle for one hour with your stay in better suites. A Cooper. This is another Royal Playa del Carmen first!
The Royal Playa del Carmen luxury all-inclusive resort with some 507 rooms has appeal to 20- ; to 40- something crowd. A particular draw of this resort is its proximity to the nightlife of downtown Playa del Carmen, in particular the Fifth Avenue with cafes and night-life, which party-oriented adults on holiday do appreciate. But the gorgeous stretch of beach and the sophisticated rooms with two-person Jacuzzis means romantic-minded couples will be pleased here as well. The range of features is, unsurprisingly, extensive, including seven restaurants and five bars where in every corner of The Royal Playa del Carmen find elegance galore, an Olympic-sized pool, a wedding center, and a spa as well.
The elegant furnishings here in the Royal Playa del Carmen are made by some local artisans.
There is a courtesy aromatherapy menu for you. Some suites with a swim-up pool right at your terrace door!
The satelite TV is LCD and moveable to different positions for viewing from the bed, from the table, from the terrace, and even your Jacuzzi.
The suite minibar is restocked daily with water, beer, soft drinks, juices, and snacks. Take all you want. All included in the Royal Playa all-inclusive package.
The Magic Box allows a discrete delivery of room service to your suite if it's inconvenient to answer the door at time of delivery.
Your private butler will help unpack your things if you wish. Just like Batman's Alfred.
Fanny and Moshe Levy won 8 million dollars in the lottery. They immediately went out to begin a life of living in luxury. They bought a luxurious mansion and surrounded themselves with all the material wealth imaginable and decided to hire a butler. After much searching, they found the perfect one.
One day, they instructed the butler to set up a dinner for four because they were inviting their friends, the Bratmans, over for dinner and they will be going out for the day.
When they returned that evening, they found the table set for six. When they asked the butler why six places were set when they specifically instructed him to set the table for four, the butler replied: "The Bratmans called and said that they were bringing the Bagels."
Then everyone came on down to the Royal Playa del Carmen.
Upon your arrival at Royal Playa you are given your passport which gives you all the restaurants and times and bars and they tell you if a reservation is required. The Royal passport also give you a sheet with some information on the back (about the Spa) and a schedule for the week. Pay attention to this! It tells you what is going on every day at the Royal Playa. They have events listed all day long from 9 in the morning until late night. I highly recommend hanging out, beach volleyball, water aerobics and all the shows. Do your first lunch experience at Pelicanos.
Scientificaly designed beds.
Double Jacuzzis in every suite. A chicken in every pot.
Stocked mini bars.
The electronic safe can even accomodate your laptop. For peace of mind.
Special maid service.
Green fees waived!
In selected suites private and semi-private swimming pool at your terrace door!
Telescopes for discovering the night skies in better suites. When astronomers saw my mother-in-law they thought they discovered a new planet.
Connected suite options available.
At the Maria Marie: which is Royal Playa del Carmen's Mexican French Fusion, you can enjoy great food and lobster too. You can order a lobster dinner for an extra cost. The lobster meal, is a seafood platter with lobster, and the lobster was HUGE and not a langosteen as some places serve. It was the real thing.
Visiting Playa del Carmen is an experience that every traveler must have. And of course staying in the Five Star Royal Playa del Carmen (that is if you want the best and are not traveling with the kids). As this is adult-only all-inclusive. Playa del Carmen is the city you will fall in love with. Not for the hair braiding joints on Fifth Avenue, but the laid-back friendly feeling there, may become your favorite city in the world.
For sure well ahead of Nairobi, or Dar es salaam (not salami) in Africa, or Buenas Aires, Argentina. Or Detroit, USA.
Since her first trip at the age of 16, Sheila returned seven more times, trying to uncover more layers of the city on each visit. From the underground wonders snorkeling, to windsurfing, to nearby archeological sites. Trendy night spots. Great restaurants for lobster tails at a fraction of the price compared back home in Great Neck, New York.
She loves Playa and her hotel of choice The Royal Playa del Carmen and its' spa.
Playa del Carmen, like New York and London, is one of those cities that will have portions of it forever shrouded in mystery, no matter how hard you explore. Nobody could ever get to the core of the Riviera Maya. tips:
The Mexicans living and working here and serving you in the Royal Playa del Carmen have a reputation for being friendly. It’s more accurate to say that they are informal and adore interaction with strangers. Don’t expect to talk to them like you would with someone in America. To be at home in The Royal Playa del Carmen is to smile, say hola, and pal up, to keep a friendly expression and a wide grin, especially if they say cute stuff like refering to the cruise ship as the big boat.
Or looka da sheep there in the water.
Always say, hola señor or hola señora whenever you enter a shop or restaurant. In Mexico, this is basic manners and something that children are taught at a young age (Except Emily la mal creada). Failing to do this may seem rude on your part. Say, hasta la vista when you leave, too.
Taxis are an easy, and safe way to travel through Playa del Carmen. Or just walk as everything is so close. If you’re up for a bit more of being local, consider taking the bus.
Try local cuisine like chilaquiles. tacos. enchiladas. carne asada. tamales.
Want to do something other than Mexican food? Do ethnic dining in the Royal Playa del Carmen. If you’re getting tired of Mexican food, consider going out for Middle Eastern, Vietnamese, Japanese, Indian or North African food. These cuisines in particular are found all over the city as well as in this Five Star beachfront adult all-inclusive.
Are you a vegetarian? There are lots of dishes to try in the Royal Playa del Carmen, and they're good. Low calorie too. Have spial needs? Gluten-free perhaps? The chefs in the Royal Playa del Carmen will accomodate you.
Also in Playa you can swim with dolphins. These are intelligent creatures. And they're not fish but mamals as they give milk to their young. Like Hilary Clinton but unlike her, dolphins are not liars.
when you swim and interact with live dolphins in the natural waters of the Caribbean Sea it's awesome. This is a once-in-a-lifetime experience that you'll remember forever. These well-trained, dolphins will caress you, kiss you. Almost call you by name.
Sometimes we have free dolphin swims with your Royal Playa del Carmen booking.
Nearby are the Tulum ruins, one of the most unique and memorable Mayan ruins sites that you'll ever see. While, we admit, the ruins site is not as impressive as Chichen Itza, or the Pyramids of Geizah, Tulum holds the distinction of being the only walled city in the Mayan Empire, and most memorably, is set on a cliff top high over the Caribbean Sea, acting as a lookout against the approaching Spanish Armada who came to burn the Mayan books. This setting is one of the most beautiful you'll see anywhere and the beach below was rated as the 4th best in the world by National Geographic.
On Fifth Avenue where the Royal Playa del Carmen is, find Amate Gallery; unique designs and works of art.
Bar hopping experience. This is not your regular "pub crawl" this is your pub crawl like no where else, you wont find anything like this anywhere else, often imitated never duplicated. Experience the best personalized nightlife in Playa del Carmen with this all inclusive all you can drink 5 hrs open bar, VIP entrances, reserved tables & escorted bar crawl that includes 3 of the best bars in the area, not to mention bottle service (unlimited bottles) in at least two of the venues of the night.
There is a CoCoBongo as well as Palazzo disco on Fifth Avenue. With the clubs and bars in the all-inclusive hotel you may not have time for these things. But if you want to explore Fifth Avenue has where to send you.
There's a tequilla museum, oodles of jewelry shops, arts and crafts stores. Even a bagel joint. Beach wear abounds. Clothing and souvenir shops, as well as locals who sell their handmade gifts by the roadside. It is wonderful to be able to shop the selection of items while a barefoot kid dances around to some music on the plastic radio.
Back at the hotel learn to dance salsa and expand your palate during culinary classes and tequila tastings here in the Royal Playa del Carmen.
Night time at The Royal is just that—royal. Whatever you love doing, it’s fully available to you each night. Hey baby, you know what I like. Pay a visit to the Royal Playa del Carmen's Tequileria & Cigar Club for an after-dinner drink or feast your eyes on one of the costumed incredible nightly performances there.
Olympic-size freshwater pool with a 164-foot lap lane, a tranquil relaxation pool, and in-pool hot tubs—all just steps away from the turquoise Caribbean Sea. All at adult-only the Royal Playa del Carmen.
Lao Tzu, the father of Taoism, and 17 illegitimate children, said that without opening your door, you can see the world. If you're high. But seriously in a way,he was right, because travel is a state of mind more than a journey from place to place. But in your mind you can't begin to imagine the splendor of an all-inclusive adult-only holiday here in the Royal Playa del Carmen. Good to change your environment from time to time. Especially if you reside in downtown Detroit. So, even though now you can put on some Virtual Reality goggles and see the world without opening your door – let’s not go that far.
Or something in the water pipe.
A few years ago a TV show that never was produced would be called You’re Not Going Anywhere and it would work like this – casting would solicit families, couples, and groups who were interested in the trip of a lifetime. They would submit videos about their dream vacation – where they would go like The Royal Playa del Carmen, why it would be amazing, what they would do like dine in fine exotic Royal Playa del Carmen eateries, and see the nightly shows. Once the finalists were selected, the entire season would be shot before airing.
Here’s how it works. The hosts show up at the home to meet with the family to tell them they have won, they have been selected for the show and then ask them to prepare. Then, when they are all packed and ready to go they are picked up by a bus and the host would say the tagline You’re not going anywhere.
The winners beating up the host would be the literal punch line.
The Royal Playa del Carmen runs the same electric current as back in the USA.
A USB Wall Charger, like the BESTEK 35W 4 Port 2.4A International Travel Adapter and Converter is a neat accesory to bring along with you on your all-inclusive adult-only vacation.
Like the Anker, it has 4 ports to charge all of your gadgets.
This Bestek charger also comes with adapters for Europe and the UK.
I has an extension cord too. This is great if you travel in the US and abroad!
BE TREATED LIKE ROYALTY in the Royal Playa del Carmen while your devices are charging up back in your suite.
The Royal welcomes you to all-inclusive luxuries exclusively for adults.
Just steps from Playa del Carmen’s famous Fifth Avenue, the AAA Four-Diamond resort has lavish all-suite accommodations, all with private balconies or terraces and whirlpool tubs, plus special options such as swim-up suites and even beachfront walkouts. Beach butlers (have your own butler just like BatMan) and romance concierges provide heartfelt Royal Service as you enjoy the exquisite cuisine of seven gourmet restaurants or sip a cocktail at one of the lounges, such as the swim-up bar or tequileria. Unwind by the tranquil relaxation pool or in the luxurious SPAzul, featuring a hydrotherapy experience and Temazcal steam bath. Play volleyball in the oceanfront pool or enjoy snorkeling, tennis, culinary classes and live music. Endless options and ultimate luxury are all included in this adults only resort.
Rediscover the simple pleasures and explore new experiences in this lush resort adult-only setting. Elevate your sense of adventure by learning a native dance, plunging into coral-laced waters with colorful tropical fish, or engaging in a friendly game of volleyball on the sunny shores of the Royal Playa del Carmen. Indulge in holistic treatments at the Royal’s full-service spa, unwind in an Olympic-sized fresh water pool, or challenge yourself with an invigoration Stott Pilates session (method of physical exercise designed to restore the natural curves of the spine and rebalance the muscles around the joints - body joints not them things one smokes) , while the Royal Playa del Carmen staff attend to your every need. Whatever you want to do, you can do it at The Royal.
The Royal Playa del Carmen is the most successful adult-only all-inclusive resort in the Riviera Maya.
Discover an explosion of elegance around every corner. The perfect beachfront location is a few steps from Fifth Avenue.
The suites are most spacious. Most with awesome ocean views. With a work desk and lamp. The magic box for descrete room service delivery. Imagine. Your order for snacks and drinks is arriving but your not in a position to get the door and let the man in with your order. No problem lassie. He puts it on the hallway side of the magic box and signals.
You just swirl the revolving try around at your convience.
Rotating 32" LCD satellite TV so you may watch from bed, or the Jacuzzi, or even the terrace.
DVD, DC with Bose stereo system.
Hair straightener too
Mini bar restocked every day by your maid
Dig this: complimentary ironing of two pieces per stay in all room categories. Just ask. Now where else but the Royal Playa del Carmen!
Even complimentary shinning of your shoes.
Extension phone even in the bathroom.
His and Hers plush bathrobes and slippers.
When Ricky Martin arrives with his friend it's His and His robes.
In suite safe can accomodate your laptop PC.
The Royal Playa is the place for you and me.
On the next page price charts and EARLY BOOKING DISCOUNTS for Royal Playa del Carmen along with all the 65% off discounts there's a special one for May 2018 you may want to see
May is the fifth month of the year in the Julian and Gregorian Calendars (not so in Mayan, Aztec, or Hebrew calendars) and the third month to have the length of 31 days.
It is also the month of a super-sale here in the adult-only all-inclusive Royal Playa del Carmen.
When you are planing your luxury vacation with your spouse, there are probably different factors you look into to pick the perfect resort. You'll most likely check out what the rooms are like (and few compare to the suites here), how close the adult-only is to the beach (in this case Royal Playa del Carmen is right on the beach), how appealing the dining options are (at the Royal enjoy 24 hours of room service and even vegetarian fare) & what other guests have said read it here. However, you may not look into whether your resort allows noisy pesty children.
While it might not be the first thing you look into when picking a hotel, opting for adult only resorts can make a big difference in your overall luxury travel experience.
Just ask WC Fields.
When you're traveling with a group of adults, your idea of R&R probably doesn't involve hordes of children & their families crashing through your stretch of sand. Even if you're a parent, a little break from children can be the key to refreshing & unwinding. This is where adult-only all-inclusive resorts come in. At this all-inclusive, the staff will ensure you have the peace & quiet you need to truly enjoy your adult-only vacation.
Adult-only resorts cater to, well, adults, so if you're on your honeymoon or just want to rekindle an old flame, your hotel is sure to understand. After all, they cater to guests like you all the time. This means that your adult-only resort will provide you with privacy, as well as many opportunities to have a romantic day or night with your sweetheart.
Whether you venture to an adults-only resorts on your honeymoon or with your best friends, you will be surrounded by other couples & singles your age. This means you'll have a better chance of meeting people who share your interests, like you, want to explore a tropical paradise with fellow adults. Mingling with other guests can greatly enhance your trip, who knows, you might even meet lifelong friends in the process.
Those crying, screaming, shouting mess-making machines, or children as we call them won't be around here in the Royal Playa del Carmen.
Hotels that only cater to adults don’t have to worry about surfaces that you can easily wipe various fluids off that babies churn out en mass, they don’t have to have high-chairs, nappy stations and bottle warmers at every corner, so in general, the quality of furniture, facilities and amenities is slightly higher and targeted specifically at adults-only. More exclusive. More upbeat.
A group of elderly friends from Nebraska were doing their seventh toast to the Volstead Act with premium drinks including brandies over at the Pelicanos Bar on the beach in the Royal Playa del Carmen. Even in the lobby bar there's a great view of the sea. Live music, premium drinks, new friends, LCD screens with events in this lush lounge.
At the Royal Playa del Carmen's Tequileria y Cigar Club select from authentic tequilas, aperitifs, and imported hand-made cigars. Puff, puff, puff, these cigars are good stuff.
In the VIP 24 hour lounge order up your favorite drink with delicious snacks as well here at the Royal Playa del Carmen.
Can you believe there are nine other bars as well.
Now back in Nebraska this dude goes into a bar and sees a horse serving drinks. He stares at the horse.
The horse asks haven't you ever seen a horse serving drinks before?
The guy replies never thought the raven would ever sell the place
Fun shows every night included in the Royal Playa del Carmen adult-only all-inclusive package.
Nightly entertainment includes live music and professional shows including trapeze, Mexican folklore, dance and more in the upscale adult-only all-inclusive beachfront resort.
Asiana in the Royal Playa del Carmen offers upscale contemporary gourmet dining with the fresh, bright taste influences from Japan, China and the rest of Southeast Asia. Fusion. Innovative recipes and fusion techniques create bold new flavor sensations alongside traditional favorites like teriyaki and stir-fry or shushi. The exotic-yet-comforting cuisine, a setting that’s as stylish as it is intimate provides a perfect venue for a romantic, yet adventurous evening out with someone special.
Shrimp, shitake, harusame
Tofu and shitake
With rice and salmon
The shiitake is an edible mushroom native to East Asia, in tastes great and is believed to have medincinal benefits as well.
The Chinese have used the shitake mushroom for medicinal purposes for over 6,000 years; consequently, it has become the Asian symbol for longevity.
A well known eatery in Shanghai has a sign out front which reads: No we no see cat of yours. Plis no ask anymore.
The Fu King restaurnt in northern China has a sign out for tourists: We sell Fu King T-Shirts.
The menu is cute:
Sum Yung chick, Won hung lo, Suc mi pork, Fuc yu man, cum too soon, sum dum chick, but the best menu is the one at the Royal Playa del Carmen:
SAKE UNAGI Salmon, eel, cucumber, and cream cheese
UNAGUI Eel, cucumber, and carrot
TAMPICO Crab and tartar sauce
TAKO ROL Octopus and mixed, vegetables
EBI EXPRESS Octopus, shrimp, and avocado
TEKAMAKI Salmon, avocado, and tartar sauce
IKA KIU Squid and mixed vegetables
RAINBOW Shrimp, salmon, tuna, avocado, cucumber, and cheese
And then in the Royal Playa del Carmen there's the MARIA MARIE a MEXICAN-FRENCH FUSION
A must-visit for those with adventurous palates, Maria Marie presents the best of what Mexico has to offer, with a delightful twist. Dine against the backdrop of murals painted by Mexican artists, which provide a colorful reminder of the country’s rich heritage. This restaurant specializes in upscale gourmet Mexican-French fusion cuisine, served in the warm and lively atmosphere of a traditional Mexican hacienda.
BROILED MUSSELS Potato mussels sautéed in garlic, onion, pepper leaf and white wine; broiled and served in a
dutch sauce with a side of tortillas.
Sautéed in garlic and onion, glazed in a fine
peanut cream & a Café de París butter cream with a side of tortillas.
A delicious combination of watercress with
sliced duck breast, bacon, onion, avocado, and
cherry tomatoes; served with a citrus and chili with a side of tortillas.
Vacation every day to fullest. Rediscover the simple pleasures and explore new experiences in the Royal Playa del Carmen lush resort beachfront setting.
At a table in the corner of the 24 hour VIP lounge of Royal Playa del Carmen, a group of elderly friends after toasting to the idiotic Volstead Act in a form of mockery, shifted the conversation to health issues.
Not uncommon for older folks.
Mimi said I got acute angina
At which Sid slid his hand on her thigh with a lewd grin.
Mimi in a firm tone said I said acute angina so cool it
Hy said he would order Chateau Briand tacos in the Fusion place in Royal Playa del Carmen.
The group doubted that existed.
Esther the golfer came by the VIP lounge from her round on the course, taking advantage of the Royal Playa del Carmen's no green fees. Sid asked her how she did. Terrible. I got stung by a wasp! Where'd it sting you? Between the first and second hole. Well Esther, your stance is too wide.
Elite dining experiences at Royal Playa del Carmen, inspired by flavorful and exotic locations from around the world. Embark on a culinary journey with The Royal Playa del Carmen’s seven elegant restaurants, five energetic lounges, and indulgent room service, delivered discretely, 24 hours a day. Innovative techniques, fresh ingredients, and inviting, attentive service will surpass your expectations. From globally inspired haute cuisine and Nouvelle-Mexican to large cocktails and hand-rolled cigars, you'll enjoy an authentic experience, in all of them.
In the French restaurant be sure to try BROILED MUSSELS, Potato mussels sautéed in garlic, onion, pepper, leaf and white wine; broiled and served in a dutch sauce
ESCARGOT Sautéed in garlic and onion, glazed in a fine peanut cream & a Café de París butter cream
And in the Meditereano in the Royal Playa del Carmen do try the DUCK BREAST WITH SHERRY PLUM Cooked in herbal oil; served with mashed potatoes in tomato and caramelized onion.
What comes to mind when you hear World Class Spa?
Perhaps lavish spas and signature treatments that combinr exotic, local ingredients and you probably imagine utopian places like The Royal Playa del Carmen.
Naturally, the Royal Playa del Carmen understands the art of luxury pampering—but what makes this adult-only all-inclusive resort’s spa unique is its spiritual setting against the turquoise waters of the ocean.
The range of treatments is vast, such as bamboo-therapy massage, chocolate body wraps, and whirlpools, cold plunge pools, The Royal Playa del Carmen out door and rain showers, a steam and dry sauna. Awesome hydro areas are divided for men and women with individual lockers including robe and sandals, you will also find refreshing fruit and invigorating drinks as you repose in the relation area.
Be greeted with a floral or herbal foot bath and a cool hand towel at the Royal. While you wait to be escorted to the room for your desired treatment or massage, The Royal Playa del Carmen offers a variety of traditional healing and beauty techniques as well as their own signature SpAzul rituals to enjoy as a complete experience.
At Spazul, The Royal Playa del Carmen has created the Maya-inspired concept of the Sàas Spa philosophy. (who?) The classic Spazul menu has been infused with a powerful new dimension dedicated to reviving and recreating ancient Maya healing treatments as an added benefit for The Royal Playa del Carmen Spa guests. Using the proven power of the four basic earthly elements (the foundation of the Maya rituals), The Royal Playa del Carmen provides an unforgettable experience that will be taken back home and incorporated into a lifelong wellness plan.
Have you ever wondered what it’s like to stay in a luxury hotel like the Royal Playa? And at the discount prices we provide? Luxury adult-only can take your holiday experiences to the next level, some of the benefits and features.
In The Royal Playa del Carmen, find that everything from the exterior, the reception, lounge and all other public areas will have a beautiful and fancy design. Feel like you are somewhere special from the moment you walk through the door.
And yes you are! Just wait until you sample the food!
Security tends to be very good at Royal Playa. Often with cameras and special card access to the rooms and even when using the elevator to your floor. In the room there will be a safe as well. Although you don’t always see them there is often security guards on watch too. Hey there's one peeping through the keyhole of the maid's chambers.
The service you receive at Royal Playa is exceptional and the staff will often provide a great deal of personal care. Luxury all-inclusive hotels employ a lot more staff who will be highly trained at their role.
Rooms at the Royal Playa come with lots of amenities and everything you’d probably need. The amenities include lush bath robes, slippers, coffee machines, large TV with lots of channels, spacious desks, mini bars, lots of lots of towels, high quality toiletries and more.
Ocean views and ocean fronts as well as walk-out to pool on the city's nicest beach at Royal Playa del Carmen.
Sometimes elderly couples come down to the Royal Playa del Carmen. I mean everyone loves it here!
An older couple, who were both widowed, had been going out with each other for a long time. Urged on by their friends, they decided it was finally time to get married. Before the wedding, they went out to dinner and had a long conversation regarding how their marriage might work. They discussed finances, living arrangements, and so on. Finally, the old gentleman decided it was time to broach the subject of their physical relationship. How do you feel about sex? he asked, rather tentatively. I would like it infrequently, she replied. The old gentleman sat quietly for a moment, adjusted his glasses, then leaned over towards her and whispered, Is that one word or two?
Take all you want out of the mini bar, each day your maid puts more in.
Out by the swim up bar some singles were hanging out.
- what are you reading?
- an Ernest Hemingway novel.
- what's it about?
- something about bells, balls, and bulls.
- you know after the First World War, Hemingway used to hang out in Paris with F Scot Fitzgerald, James Joyce, and Gertrude Stein. And a disinfranchised accountant from Butte, Montana.
- yeah, once in a bar on the rue Petit-Mal Gertrude beat Ernest in arm-wrestling.
- today that street is now called rue Francois Hardy, near the Pont Pilate.
- they hung out in those joints, as at the time, the Royal Playa del Carmen did not exist yet.
- if only they would have known about the Zumba classes here in the Royal Playa del Carmen. Gertrude would have said Zumba Zumba Zumba move, squat, dance dance dance.
- Gertrude wanted to loose weight as she lost all control and stuffed herself at the Royal Playa del Carmen buffet consuming 12 rich pasteries.
- Ernest would have loved the luxury of the Royal Playa del Carmen, the AAA Four-Diamond resort with lavish all-suite accommodations, all with private balconies or terraces and even Jacuzzis, plus special options such as swim-up suites and beachfront walkouts. Even Beach butlers.
- He'd never want to go back to the bull ring nor go out fishing in that old wooden boat.
- He'd bask in the sun by the pool of the Royal Playa del Carmen and have his personal beach butler bring him another whiskey sour.
- Gertrude would rather Play volleyball in the oceanfront pool of the Royal Playa del Carmen, than shoot pool in the sleazy bar on rue Petit-Mal. She'd put on that bikini Alice got her.
Now you need to make an important phone call. No time for telephone cards. You need to call from the room.
Remember how all those hotels you ever stayed in nickle-and-dime you for all phone calls. Even charging a buck for a short two minute local call.
Now forget all that.
Here in the Royal Playa del Carmen in addition to all the glitz and fine dinning, all phone calls are FREE.
Even long distance calls!
When you check-out no charges on your Royal Playa del Carmen bill for phone calls. Nor anything taken from the fridge.
When you have a passion for luxury travel think of the Royal in Playa del Carmen.
Think about the Bvlgari amenities you'll find in your Royal Playa del Carmen suite.
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An widow staying in the Royal Playa del Carmen went to the nearby shopping mall; bought an antique from a shop and brought it home when the all-inclusive holiday was over. As she was polishing it up a genie came forth and said, "You have awakened me from my slumber! I shall now grant you three wishes!"
The widow asked for a cottage in the country. The genie nodded his head, and suddenly she found herself holding the deed to a little place outside of town.
The widow then asked for enough money to be wealthy for the rest of her days. The genie nodded and suddenly they were surrounded by piles of money. "You have one more wish," the genie said.
The widow pointed to her pet cat and said, "Ever since my dear husband died this cat has been my faithful companion. Please, turn him into a handsome young man who will make love to me just as my husband did."
The genie nodded and disappeared. Suddenly there was an extremely handsome young man standing where her cat used to be. The woman gasped with joy, but the man just glared at her and said, "Well, I bet now you're finally sorry you got me neutered."
And sorry you didn't stay longer at the Royal Playa del Carmen.
Here in the beachfront adult-only all-inclusive The Royal Playa del Carmen you won't find any kids around screeching and bawling while you enjoy your lobster tails with a glass of Chablis in the fine restaurants the Royal Playa del Carmen offers.
But at times they do say cute stuff.
A man and his son were walking together, and saw two dogs doing it. The little boy asked his Dad what was happening. The father replied, “They’re making a puppy.” The following evening, the little boy was thirsty, so he went from his bed to get a glass of water (or gin). Not being able to reach the glasses, he walked unannounced into his parents bedroom, who were doing it in their usual missionary position. Confused, the boy asked what were they doing. The dad responded very slowly and caringly to his impressionable little boy, “Well, son, we are making you a little brother.” The little boy replied ,”Please turn Mom over, Dad, I’d rather have a puppy!”
Later that week when mom and dad were planning their vacation and thought about the doing-it with the sound of waves in the background, mom said, hey lets leave little Tommy with grandma while we go to the adults-only Royal Playa del Carmen so we can have quality time together.
Good idea said dad. No chance of grandma doing it.
Grandma was known for her corny jokes like these:
Where do math teachers go on vacation? To Times Square. Where do crayons go on vacation? Color-ado! Where do bees go on holiday? Stingapore!
So no one wants to do it with old grandma.
Where do hip people go on vacation?
Easy. To adult-only all-inclusive The Royal Playa del Carmen with the best turn-down service in the business.
The tax advisor just got back from his fun-filled holiday with his wife at the adult-only all-inclusive, picked up his young duaghter at Aunt Harriet's, and had just read the story of Cinderella to this four year old. The little girl was fascinated by the story, especially the part where the pumpkin turns into a golden coach. Suddenly she asks, "Daddy, when the pumpkin turned into a golden coach, would that be classed as income or a long-term capital gain?"
Your vacation at the adult-only Royal Playa del Carmen is like a Cinderella tale. The Spa. Even complimentary shoe shines. The shushi bar. The sun and sea. Awesome for you and me.