At Gran Porto Real variety of lodging selectsions; ocean view or garden view hotel rooms. Or spacious Junior suites for the most in ample lodgings. All hotel rooms have these amenities at hotel Gran Porto Real: your lodging is air conditioned. your lodging has a security box. your lodging has a mimi bar. terrace. coffee maker. Some hotel rooms have private walk out to beach area from your unit's terrace to Playa del Carmen's best beach.
Select prime rib, seafood, or vegetarian on your all inclusive vacation only. Low calorie too. And just because it's low calorie don't mean it isn't good. Try it you'll like it.
Five restuarants. Gourmet cusine. Menu or buffet dining.
Plus late night snacks.
Three bars. Including a swim-up bar. All this at the hotel Gran Porto Real in Playa del Carmen.
This hotel not only has the best beach location for Playa del Carmen for its proximity to the center of 5th Ave, but the longest stretch of beach as shown.
Two freeform pools. One with swim-up bar. And outdoor Jacuzzi.
♥ free golf while at the hotel!!! some of the reasons to book Gran Porto Real right now
The hotel Gran Porto Real hotel and spa offers awesome views of both Cozumel and the turquoise waters of the Carribean.
The hotel Gran Porto Real hotel's spa offers a wide variety of treatments including facials, body treatments, theraputic massages, water massages too. Spa treatments are not included in the hotel Gran Porto Real all inclusive package.
For guests of the “Gran” Real Hotels, know that they offer exchange privileges between sister resorts, Gran Porto Real Playa del Carmen and the Gran Caribe Real in Cancun. Guests of our “Royal” brand may take advantage of the facilities and restaurants at any Real Resort in Cancun or the Riviera Maya. (Exchange privileges not applicable for groups)
Family junior suite. Now everyone can be together!
Including all the features of the Jr. Suite Oceanfront, plus: bunk bed with trundle bed and maximum occupancy up to 5 people (2 adults and 3 kids or teenagers)
And speaking of teens, they'll just love the T Zone. Video games from 11AM to 11PM. So while you down a tequila at the swim-up bar know the teens are entertained and supervised.
And for the younger ones they have the Oki Fun World where they make new friends in a supervised kids club.
Mini Golf is for all the family so you and the kids can have a fun activity together.
At the Gran Porto Real hotel in Playa del Carmen, which is a recently renovated hotel reminiscent of one of Mexico’s finest private Haciendas, you will enjoy a full range of upscale facilities including a fine selection of restaurants and bars with creative cuisine and excellent service included in your all inclusive package.
As well, enjoy the signature SPAreal, a world-class Mayan-inspired SPA, offering you a full range of unique treatments with a Mexican flair and a fully equipped gym.
The Cristalisima Plaque is the highest international certification awarded by Cristal, part of the National Britannia Group, to hotels that have attained the highest standards possible with regards to the risk management of food handling and hygiene.
The professional culinary team at the Gran Porto Real Playa del Carmen, also received another coveted Cristal Plaque.
Real Resorts offers free wedding coordination service. This will ensure a seamless transition from when you make your booking to the final touches on the day. This service is especially useful for couples when organizing a wedding from afar.
Don't forget that
HEALTH & SUSHI BAR
Open for Brunch and Lunch
Indulge yourself in delicious, yet healthful cuisine, including some of the finest, freshest sushi available. Tuna, Salmon, Snapper and other Caribbean seafood is always in season here. Some think only fishermen use raw fish. Not true. Now there's you. The light, savory meal is served buffet-style on a rooftop, where you can enjoy the tranquil breezes and the lovely Caribbean weather.
about Playa Resorts of which Gran Porto Real is one of their hotels:
Playa Hotels & Resorts offers you a portfolio of luxury all-inclusive resort brands including Hyatt Zilara Cancun, Hyatt Zilara Rose Hall, Hyatt Ziva Rose Hall, Hyatt Ziva Puerto Vallarta, Hyatt Ziva Cancun, Hyatt Ziva Los Cabos, The Royal Playa del Carmen, Gran Caribe Real and Gran Porto Real, all located in some of the most popular destinations in Mexico & the Caribbean.
Gran Porto Resort is located on a lovely, protected stretch of swimer-friendly beach right in the heart of Playa del Carmen, just steps from the Fifth Avenue shops, clubs and restaurants. Architecturally reminiscent of one of Mexico's finest haciendas, the resort welcomes couples, families, and friends.
All-suite accommodations are with private balconies or terraces, large flat-screen TVs with satellite programming, bathrooms with marble fixtures, and conveniences like a fully-stocked mini bar (take what you want, no extra cost and the fridge is re-stocked daily), and direct dial phone and voicemail.
Numerous restaurants serving worldwide cuisines as well as vegetarian, low calorie, and other specialty plates for breakfast, lunch, or dinner.
Private in-suite dining from 7 AM to 11 PM every day seven days a week.
Unlimited domestic and international selections for beer, wine, and cocktails at multiple bars and lounges.
Complimentary access to the hydrotherapy area of SPAreal, including Jacuzzi, steam room, sauna, and other aqua experiences. WOW!!!
Do try the ALBATROS while there!
Open for Breakfast, Lunch, and Dinner
Enjoy freshly prepared international cuisine, in a casual, yet elegant atmosphere. Sample a delightful assortment of menu items from the extensive buffet, or order a la carte from the menu of fresh meats and produce, seafood grilled over open flames or prepared to local recipes, and plates with numerous tropical taste influences.
Or go to the MARIA'S
Open for Dinner
Go with a hearty appetite, and a palate ready to delve into authentic culture and flavor. Sample expertly crafted, authentic Mexican dishes, served a la carte by an attentive staff in a warm and vibrant ambiance. Warm hacienda-style décor creates a comforting atmosphere while a unique mix of savory, spicy, and full-bodied flavors will leave your taste buds excited and satisfied.
There is just one
Open for Dinner
Enjoy the comforting richness and robust flavors of Italian cuisine with just the right mix of seaside influences. Pastas are just the beginning here – with fresh, hearty meat, seafood, and vegetable dishes also headlining the menu. Relax with an aperitif at the bar, or have a hearty and exquisitely delicious meal in the dining area. The attentive wait staff will ensure that your experience is perfect from beginning to end.
Don't forget that
HEALTH & SUSHI BAR
Open for Brunch and Lunch
Indulge yourself in delicious, yet healthful cuisine, including some of the finest, freshest sushi available. Tuna, Salmon, Snapper and other Caribbean seafood is always in season here. Some think only fishermen use raw fish. Not true. Now there's you. The light, savory meal is served buffet-style on a rooftop, where you can enjoy the tranquil breezes and the lovely Caribbean weather.
One of the neat things about all-inclusive vacations is that there's no need to hassle with budgets or how much money to bring from the safe. Pay one price and enjoy. Drink all the beer you want. To feel the effects now click on the bottle cap to the right. Take as many of these caps off the bottles as you want.
Enjoy breakfast, lunch, dinner (buffet or menu). Even vegetarian or low calorie! Show cooking. Lobster at extra charge.
Drinks all day and night.
24 hour club for snacks and drinks whenever you want them.
Minibar in room. Take what you want when you want. Pay nothing extra. Room service 7AM to 11PM.
Life Fitness center fully equipped.
wireless internet in all areas of the resort
And those shows at night!
Social activities daily.
Bicycle use free. See below.
Fun World for children and TZone for teens. Shows for the whole family! Library. 50% credit on green fees.
Bicycle all around the area of Playa del Carmen near the hotel. Or trek out to the gated area of Playacar.
The earliest sketch of a bicycle comes from 1493 and attributed to Gian Giacomo Caprotti, a pupil of Leonardo da Vinci. In 1998 Hans-Erhard Lessing said that this is a fake.
Hans was a crab and sour-puss so who knows for sure.
In late 1818 British cartwrights coined the term velocipede but it sounded too much like an insect so the Madison Avenue boys suggested they stick with bicycle. And book with CancunSteve.
Weather the bike dates back to 1493 or the 19th century is a mystery but the joy of biking today near the five star Gran Porto Real in Playa del Carmen is no mystery good people.
And they do one fine wedding on the beach. As good as the food in Albatros where the buffets are fresh every day. And don't forget the snacks in Gaviotas. What a great all inclusive vacation you will have with all these restaurants to choose from. And then there's Maria's a menu Mexican specialty restaurant.
il Pescatore is an Italian specialty place for special people on vacation in Playa del Carmen. Be sure to visit the 24 hour all-inclusive lounge.
The Albatros has not only a great buffet but menu service as well. The show cooking brings new flavors to your table as the food is prepared while you watch. Open for breakfast, lunch, and dinner.
Maria's has the Mexican food you came here for. Tampequena. Albondigas are meat balls. A burrito is not a little donkey good people but a wheat flour tortilla wrapped or folded into a cylindrical shape to completely enclose the filling.
The Shushi bar speaks for itself. Shushi.
Club 24 provides snacks round-the-clock.
Il Pescatore has those Italian specialties everyone loves. No need to go all the way to Rome. Or New York.
Trade Winds is a fun beach bar and snack place.
at Gran Porto Real Resort Playa del Carmen
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Each night in the Gran Porto Real Resort dinner theatre enjoy a different show every night with a buffet corresponding to the show's theme. Dancing and costumes on the level of a Broadway production right here in Playa del Carmen. And the food; what can I say. You must try. Come. Enjoy.
The famous Broadway on Ice production, is presented in a similiar manner, will feature not just any skaters but the talents of medalists brought right here to you in Playa del Carmen at Gran Porto Real Resort, and an impressive awesome Mexican cast in celebration of the beauty, grace and artistry of skating performed to the music of classic Broadway musical shows.
Shows at the resort feature gorgeous costumes, fabulous sets, state-of-the-art surround sound and magical lighting for a compelling and intimate visual spectacle for your entire family.
As an added vacation bonus, the teens can play in the T Zone.
Don't wait. Book now.
There is also a Mexican show; Broadway adventure; Comedy night. And for a disco party til the sun comes up.
The well known super group, in concert.
And after the show take a swim in Playa del Carmen's nicest outdoor pool here in Gran Porto Real Resort.
Strong swimmers have swum the English Channel between France and England with much fanfare. Now you can speak about swimming from one end of the pool to the other. You can.
But you'll need a very long vacation indeed to try a different restaurant every night. Know why?
There are so many different restaurants at the Gran Porto Real Resort. Finest fare from Europe, Asia, and of course Mexico.
Almost as many bars just in the pool section as there are days in the week.
And for those who wish to surf the net free Wi-Fi throughout the resort as well as in your room!
And back in your room you have 24-Hour room service. Call down whenever it occurs to you. Even 3AM.
Concerned the bicycles may be in use? No problem! You have the use of many bicycles (not one, or two but SIXTEEN!!!), and if you got a basketball Jones (remember Cheech and Chong) there are basketball courts nearby.
This you will not believe: know how many hotels nickel and dime you with charges for local calls? Not here baby!
Unlimited phone calls in Mexico, USA and Canada from your room. So you can call cousin Sheila and ask how her bursitis is while you tell her about marvelous Moon Palace.
And what about those younger guests?
They are not forgotten.
The resort has a new kids club, “The Oki Fun World,” it is a dream come true for those mini guests (you know who). Don't you want them to enjoy too? Make new friends. Have their own space. Complete with various game rooms for varied ages and interests, the new kids club has iPlayrooms for toddlers, The T Zone has video games. “The Playroom” also has a theatre with comfy seating and concessions, where kids can mingle while watching selected movies. For the more active yougins, there are two playgrounds, both inside and out. All children in the club are always under loving supervision by the helpful staff. Almost anything and everything a kid can ever desire can be around in The Playroom except you. As you're teeing off on the golf course of course.
For the health-conscious or those so inclined the menus have delicious and healthy vegetarian dishes. For those who are not yet vegetarian but sitting on the fence so to speak dig this:
Some say plants do not have the protein we require. Not true. Plants have protien just like meat. But a major difference good people. Plant protein is alkaline based while meat protein is acid based. And did you know cancer requires an acid environment to thrive. An alkaline one kills cancer. Just one of many reasons to sample the vegetarian fare while here in Moon Palace.
Like mushroom and pasta dishes, Pappardelle with Mushrooms, truffle oil is used to impart rich, earthy flavor and complement the savory porcini mushrooms.
While at this Playa del Carmen all-inclusive you can snorkel or dive any of the beaches's many reef formations that together create an awesome underwater world. Amidst the crystal-clear waters of the ocean, you will encounter an endless variety of sea life that includes angel fish, French grunts, dolphins, eels, starfish, conch, and pucker fish, to name just a few. You are also welcome to try their hand at Playa's exciting deep-sea fishing opportunities, just off the coast, for varieties such as marlin, sailfish, dorado and wahoo (not a web browser)
If you hold your mouse button down you can move the fish up and down. The fish will follow you. Better yet write to CancunSteve and he will reserve a great-value vacation lodgings for you in Gran Porto Real.
But diving and water activities are not the only pastimes offered in Playa del Carmen ; in Gran Porto Real: Through the all-inclusive program, you can choose from a number of exciting things to do like the Albatros buffet and show cooking restaurant, oriental specialties in the Health restaurant, Italian goodies in the Pescatore, a facial in the spa, teens in the fun T-Zone doing video games with new friends. discover the Mayan civilization in the area.
Enjoy the 24 hour all-inclusive food and drink self-service bar too anytime you like.
This all-inclusive resort in the heart
of Playa del Carmen on the beautiful Caribbean Ocean and on the edge of the famous Fifth Avenue, is within walking distance of all the night life and shopping in Playa.
Vista del Mar offers rooms with courtesy high speed internet, all with Mediterranean architecture, bottled water, private baths with bath tubs. This B&B also features
ocean view rooms, ocean front suites, master suites with Bose sound system, many bars, exclusive beach cabanas, CD and DVD player in your suite, best location in Playa del Carmen,
in room safes for your security, mini fridge bar in rooms and take whatever you want to eat and drink, wide sandy beach, Jacuzzis on-site, 24 hour room service. Plus beach massages. Non motorized water sports for you. Use of bicycles. Pools. Equipped gym.
The Gran Porto Real gets better and better all the time. Like a good wine.
Playa del Carmen has never been so cool – or so great for all all-inclusive vacationers. Picturesque and colorful, Gran Porto Resort is located on a beautiful, protected wide stretch of swim-friendly beach right in the heart of popular Playa del Carmen, just steps from the Fifth Avenue shops, clubs and restaurants. Architecturally reminiscent of one of Mexico's finest haciendas, the resort welcomes couples, families, friends and singles to the warm Caribbean breezes and azure seas of the Riviera Maya.
Special features at the Gran Porto Resort include Family Suites with bunk beds and extra space for up to 5 total guests, yes your three kids in the same suite as you. The expansive SPAreal – a full-service spa and hydrotherapy zone, the complimentary Oki® Kids Club, and the T-Zone for Teens.
many sports and fitness activities at all-inclusive Gran Porto Real are a great way to learn a new skill, work on your physique, or simply maintain a healthy lifestyle routine.
Beachfront Zumba Classes
State-of-the-art Fitness Center
Beach Volleyball and Soccer 1 does not refer to that wheel where the old lady sits spinning thread from yarn first used back in India 1500 years ago.
No sir! We refer to sitting up on a bicycle pedaling away but the bike never moves. A typical ride burns up to 12 calories a minute, and all that pedaling does some major reshaping of your legs.
This all-inclusive resort has nightly shows with a professional dance and theatre troupe as they perform a new routine every night of the week! Or partake in the fun with nightly rotating themes.
Gran Porto Real Resort & Spa really is the best Five star resort in Playa del Carmen, offering quaity services and care for your comfort, and is superbly located on the beach with spectacular views of Cozumel and the sparkling waters of the Caribbean.
This all-inclusive resort is architecturally reminiscent of Mexico’s finest haciendas. Upon the longest stretch of beach amid hush verdant gardens in a truly enchanting atmosphere. Complete All Inclusive program and Room
Gran Porto Real is located on the beach, in downtown charming Playa del Carmen, only a half hour from the Cancun International Airport, only minutes from famous Xcaret theme park and a 45
minute ferry ride to Cozumel.
The Gran Porto Real re-invents the classic beauty of Mexican architecture. The hotel offers 75 Standard Suites, 192 Junior Suites and 5 Master
Suites, 272 luxurious rooms and suites. The vibrant and luxurious ambience of Gran Porto Real tribute to Mexico's spirit. Each room is exquisite: there are spacious bathrooms, comfortable beds,
cable TV and exceptional amenities like WiFi.
Gran Porto Real Resort & Spa extends an invition to you to participate in fun-filled daily activities for your whole family. When you are ready to relax, visit our full service Spa with its ample menu of spa treatments. Gran Porto Real has a full range of facilities to
make you feel like home.
The main giant freshwater pool is most alluring.
Dig the Beach Club: The sand beckons blue sea with a breakwater, protected cove making it the area’s safest,
most swimable beach in Playa. Aerobics
and aquaerobics included as there are activities daily for adults and children alike.
Bars and restaurants:
A warm elegant restaurant with friendly service. Gran Porto's cuisine and exquisite desserts inspire a relaxed Caribbean decor. The menu includes an appetizing and diverse selection for breakfast, lunch and dinner. This all-inclusive package offers a full bar service.
A groovy spot to take a break midday and enjoy some delicious snacks with an ice-cold beer or cocktail. The evenings and nights at Gaviotas heat up the beach and pool area with music and different kind of activities. This is the resort's most casual venue where for sure you'll make new friends.
The setting is modern, elegant, and fun with several areas suited for private dining. Il Pescatore lends authenticity to Italian cuisine, with an extensive menu that offers delicious antipasti, homemade pastas, and delicious cuts of meat and fish, all enhanced by an extensive wine menu and exceptional homemade desserts to complete your meal.
Gran Porto Real never forgets that you are our reason for existing. Your satisfaction is the primary concern. There are many places where you can dine in a truly Mexican style, so when you choose Maria's, you've put your trust in us and you've made the right choice. The challenge that excites the staff is the opportunity to exceed your expectations.
♦ 24-Hour lounge:
Help yourself to an assortment of light snacks, finger sandwiches, cold beer, wines and the cocktail of the day any time of day or night.
Quiet and serene, admire the scenic vistas while savoring hors d’oeuvres and premium drinks at this lounge open 24 hours a day here in Gran Porto Real.
Enjoy a Caipirinha2 or any of Gran Porto's great cocktails. Choose from many different rodizio cuts of delicious roasted meats including lamb, beef, pork and chicken accompanied with gourmet salads and homemade sausages.
2 Caipirinha is Brazil's national cocktail, made with cachaça, not cacacha, which is a sugarcane hard liquor, sugar and lime. Cachaça, also known as pinga (not ping pong), caninha, or any one of a multitude of traditional names, is Brazil's most common distilled alcoholic beverage. Although both rum and cachaça are made from sugarcane-derived products, in cachaça the alcohol results from the fermentation of fresh sugarcane juice that is then distilled, while rum is usually made from refinery by-products such as molasses.
The drink is prepared by mixing the fruit and sugar together, and adding the liquor. This can be made into a single glass, usually large, that can be shared amongst people, or into a larger pitcher, from where it is served in individual glasses.
♦All Inclusive Bar
♦Health and Sushi Bar
♦And 24 hour room-service too.
As an added benefit when booking your holiday with us, you may arrange transfers from the airport to the front door of Gran Porto Real both for arrival and then for departure. Private safe air conditioned vans with professional drivers.
Plus hundreds of dollars of discount coupons to download from our website with a password we provide.
You know it's even lovely here at night. Imagine walking hand-in-hand on the beach or by the pool under the Caribbean moon.
Or doing the show going on now in the theater.
Or that Mexican dinner party out on the pool deck.
Want to try the tequila sampling? Yes there is one.
And wine tasting too.
Have it all amigo here at the Gran Porto Resort in Playa del Carmen.
Did you know children stay free at the family all-inclusive Gran Porto Real in Playa del Carmen on selected dates in better suites.
Example (if booked before March 8th 2017):
price per adult
until April 11th 2017
155usd per adult ocean view kids free
April 17th to the 22nd 2017
165per adult ocean view kids free
one free child per adult in this all-inclusive resport that rocks! Children of all ages love the Gran Porto Real's professionally-staffed Kids Clubs, packed with fun and exciting age-appropriate entertainment and activities for each age group. From arts and crafts to splash zones and even mini golf, there’s no shortage of fun for young ones. And for the older kids—video games and social activities are in rotation at our teen lounges.
They can do all that and make new friends while you have quality time on your own which you so deserve. And pay NOTHING for the kids!!!
The Gran Porto Resort in Playa del Carmen has facilities for your event whatever it may be. Some time ago there was this psychic event where Mildred Flushtoilet claimed she heard these voices comming out of an old radio in her apartment.
Sometimes predicting the weather; sometimes music; at times selling things. She even heard some well known folk talking. As she rotated this knob the sounds changed.
Imagine a romantic wedding ceremony for just the two of you in a stunning oceanfront setting. Then imagine that each special detail, from the bridal bouquet to the wedding cake, is included for free!
With flat rate billing, gourmet cuisine, heartfelt hospitality and incredible venues in gorgeous locales there is simply no better backdrop for your next function. Relax and delight in all-inclusive luxury and take in the ocean breeze as our dedicated conference service managers handle the rest. When the meetings are over and it’s time to unwind in tropical paradise, your team will enjoy the very best of our oceanfront resorts plus exclusive perks.
Your MEETINGS MADE EASY
Experience the ease and convenience of an all-inclusive event here in the Gran Porto Resort in Playa del Carmen also known as Gran Porto Real.
Dedicated conference service managers to ease the hassles of planning your program
Ease of budgeting and billing with No out-of-pocket expenses for program attendees
Outstanding value and ROI No food and beverage minimums
No stress of getting the bill after a meal
Creative theme events that will create memorable experiences for attendees
High-speed Wi-Fi, Audio Visual equipment and conference call capabilities
Flexible breakout rooms, ballrooms and terraces with ocean views for the capactity you require here in Gran Porto Resort in Playa del Carmen also known as Gran Porto Real
Simultaneous translation services available if required
Customized catering and event options Gran Porto Resort in Playa del Carmen also known as Gran Porto Real
Unlimited specialty coffee, teas, bottled water and snacks
And after you event:
Explore the rich coral and snorkel to discover exotic flora and fauna, visit the ancient ruins nearby, and authentic local culture along the Riviera Maya, all from the front door of Gran Porto’s (Gran Porto Real Playa del Carmen) lush grounds. Add to that spectacular views of the Caribbean right in your backyard, upscale shopping, and a range of outdoor spaces to mix and mingle. Dive into family fun at Oki Fun World so while you play the kids have their spot too; and melt into relaxation with a rejuvenating hydrotherapy session in the Gran Porto Real spa.
The real fun begins in the evening in Gran Porto Resort. Dig live music at the Lobby Lounge or feast your eyes on talented performers at night. Theme nights, beach parties and nightly shows bring all the best of the Riviera Maya straight to you.
The multi-faith convention was a pisser!
A priest, a minister, and a rabbi want to see who’s best at his job. So each one goes into the woods, finds ?a bear, and attempts to convert it. Later, they all get together. The priest begins: When I found the bear, I read to him from the catechism and sprinkled him with holy water. Next week is his first Communion.
I found a bear by the stream, says the minister, and preached God’s holy Word. The bear was so mesmerized that he let me baptize him.
They both look down at the rabbi, who is lying on a gurney in a body cast. Looking back, he says, maybe I shouldn’t have started with circumcision.
The Jehova's Witness dude says The bear closed the door and wouldn't let me in
Plus free WiFi and free parking for your vehicle if you're driving around the area of the Riviera Maya.
Typical upscale bath in the Playa del Carmen all-inclusive lodgings we offer.
Set the alarm clock or request a wake up call.
With the extensive cable network see all your favorite TV shows.
With the neat plug and play jack connect your devices to the flat screen TV. Work or play.
Just call housekeeping for refreshing signature toiletries.
Or extra hangers.
Part of bath shown at right.
Equiped with rainfall showerhead.
Don't you deserve this?
And it is important to know this:
unlike other hotels this has teen activities and children's club as well
Just think about this a moment. You're traveling with two teens. Anywhere else anywhere or in Playa del Carmen kids will be bored. Not here. The teens and kids are are squelaing!!!
Fun-filled activities like water sports, face painting, hula-hula, arts and crafts, games and nightly shows.
Buying your airline ticket to come on down to the Gran Porto Real Playa del Carmen.
When should one buy a ticket?
Approximately six weeks before a specific trip tends to be a good time to buy a ticket. The airlines penalize you both for planning ahead and not planning ahead.
Go figure it out?!
If you’re planning on paying for ticket with frequent flyer miles (more on that later) then you should look much further out, maybe even a year in advance, because only a limited number of seats are made available on any given flight for frequent fliers.
The airlines assume that much of last-minute travel will be by business travelers who are not paying the price of their own tickets and therefore less sensitive to the cost of the ticket.
So avoid last minute plans.
What’s the difference between a direct flight and a nonstop flight?
A nonstop flight takes off from the originating airport and lands at the destination airport without stopping. The term is quite literal. Direct on the other hand is a bit misleading.
a direct flight means that you can stay on the plane all the way from the originating airport to the destination, but in some cases a direct flight is just two connecting flights that share the same flight number. In those cases you will have to get off the plane take your stuff, walk to another gate and board a different plane with the same flight number as your first plane. In other words, the term direct is much less meaningful.
Or sometimes it stops along the way, and you wait on the plane a bit. Then at last your here at the Gran Porto Real Playa del Carmen.
Every airport has an airport code. The code has three letters like SFO for San Francisco, BOS for Boston, or JFK for John F. Kennedy Airport New York City.
It is useful to know the airport code for the destination for the flight you were taking. If you check luggage they will put on a luggage tag with that code on your suitcase. Double check that code before your suitcase goes away. Once a retarded agent at JFK booked luggage to San Jose Costa Rica (SJO) instead of San Jose California (SJC),
the irate traveler pointed this out while the agent stood there with open mouth and beady eyes and then switched the tag.
If traveling down here to the Gran Porto Real Playa del Carmen, your code should be CUN for Cancun which is the landing airport.
God forbid it reads CUM because that gets it to Venezula. No one wants to go there now.
Your ticket should indicate whether a meal is served on your flight so always check that before you go to the airport so you can know if you should purchase something to take on the plane with you.
Often shown with a knife and fork symbol, as many soccer fans fly they indicate it like that for illiterates.
What’s the stupidest airline fee?
Ryan Air will charge you to print your boarding pass at the airport. Shame of it all.
What are the top unsafe destinations for ladies.
Egypt, Morocco, Jamaica, and Bahamas.
What's the top destination for a woman and her family?
Why that's easy: Gran Porto Real in Playa del Carmen, or Panama Jack Gran Porto Real.
While the kids play in Camp Jack Camp Jack, at Panama Jack Resorts Playa Del Carmen, which is specially designed for your youngest, and packed with fun-filled activities like water sports, face painting, hula-hula, arts and crafts, games and nightly shows.
You can do the spa with a Couples massage, or how about a Hot stone massage.
Warm Mayan mud wrap (uch!) · Citrus exfoliation (sounds better), Men’s services · Chocolatherapy rituals
DOUBLE FOR TWO with two therapists
HOT STONES from the river lets heat penetrate into connecting areas.
DETOX deep massage to aid in carrying liquids through the lymphaptic system
DEEP focus on muscles and tissues
SPORT for joints and exercise recovery
PRENATAL reduce pain and stress
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Gran Porto Resort is now Panama Jack Gran Porto Resort Playa del Carmen.
The food was always superb but now do flavors from around the world, freshest ingredients, imaginative recipes and masterfully-trained chefs amount to great dining concepts and compelling cuisine that will please even the most difficult palates. There’s a spot for every craving, mood and crowd with each venue unique, bursting with distinctive personality and style. Grab a quick sake and sushi roll or indulge in an authentic Brazilian spread with freshly grilled meats sliced tableside at Pinchos. At Panama Jack Resorts Playa del Carmen, these attentive waiters and expert chefs will take you on a tasteful trip around the world, one dish at a time, at more than 12 included restaurants, bars and lounges.
Dig it. Twelve restaurants and bars. Come on down!
The Gran Porto Real Playa del Carmen has teamed up with Panama Jack so is now known as Panama Jack Playa del Carmen or Panama Jack Porto Playa del Carmen. Or some permutation thereof.
Panama Jack known for sun creams, beach wear, hats, and such. Including casual wear, area rugs, home furnishings, beach towels, and sun room decorations.
Well Panama Jack has teamed up with Gran Porto Real Playa del Carmen to create Panama Jack Playa del Carmen.
The new kids' club is now Camp Jack, little kids, big fun.
Mini golf par whatever, water sports, face painting, hula-hula, arts and crafts, games and nightly shows. T-Zone, a teen program for kids age 13-17 where they can gather, socialize and hang out. T-Zone offers entertainment and activities such as Wii competitions. Open from 9:00 – 8:00 PM.
And for you, talented performers night after night. Theme nights, beach parties and nightly shows bring all the best of the Riviera Maya straight to you here in the Gran Porto Real or Panama Jack Playa del Carmen.
Expect to see lots of Panama Jack paraphenela in the gift shops. Jack creams, towels, T shirts, shorts. After a merger closes, the all-inclusive resort has difficult decisions to make about the personnel at the acquired company, including whether to retain the management team or insert her own team to run the acquired company. Buyers may be able to realize savings by eliminating duplicate positions.
The Panama Jack accountant was not too happy attending the cash register in the gift shop. But he does the thing with a smile.
Mergers create funny names: Hale Business Systems, Mary Kay Cosmetics, Fuller Brush, and W.R.Grace Co. will merge and become: Hale, Mary, Fuller, Grace.
Zippo Manufacturing, Audi Motors, Dofasco, and Dakota Mining will merge and become: ZipAudiDoDa.
If FedEx were to join with its major competitor, UPS, it'd become: FedUP.
But Panama Jack Playa del Carmen or Gran Porto Real, is still the all-inclusive resort on the best beach and right next to Fifth Avenue.
The all-inclusive plan as always features breakfast, lunch, and dinner either from the meunu or buffet style. The Panama Jack Playa del Carmen ofers vegetarian and delicious low calorie options. National and international drinks.
24 hour all-inclusive club with snacks round-the-clock, drinks, and Panama Jack pretzels. Napkins with Jack's picture on them. The little mini-bar in your Playa del Carmen lodgings is always stocked with snacks, drinks, juices, and take and consume all you want. It is all included in the plan.
Aquatic sports include use of kayaks and snorkeling gear to enjoy the ocean here in Gran Porto Real.
The gym known as Life Fitness center is fully equiped and has Panama Jack towels to add to your comfort during your work-out.
Wireless internet is available in all areas of the resort. If you get a slow connection, just say hey Jack it up.
The social activities are great and never stop. Even table games like bridge, backgammon, jacks (ha ha), video games.
Panama Jack Playa del Carmen or Gran Porto Real doesn't stop here. No sir! All taxes, tips, are included! And even romantic dinners for two prepared for you.
As well as a DVD CD player in your suite as well. So swell. And the concierge there in Panama Jack Playa del Carmen or Gran Porto Real is a jack-of-all-trades.
He can help with tours to Mayan ruins. Diving excursions. Wedding details. Restaurant reservations in the hotel. Or spa services in the Gran Porto Real. Procuring tickets to special events like a merger conference. Or how to go to the Dia de Los Santos Reyes. This is when some in Mexico exchange Christmas presents. There is also a special pastry called rosca which you will see in supermarkets. It is kind of like fruitcake. There are hidden plastic babies and whoever gets it in their piece has to make tamales on February 2nd.
It's either make tomales or help the Panama Jack accountant attend cash in the shop.
Senior Concierge can even help with your dream wedding ceramony selecting flowers, the sound system, the groom's boutonniere. Coordinating with the wedding specialist and Priest.
Your special day decked-out in a Panama Jack wedding gown.
Now El Cheapo foolishly thought he could save on his all-inclusive holiday by a vacation in Bulgaria shown on the left.
His small room with peeling paint and dust covered windows and no hot water, with the cold running thin, in the Sophia Bulgariana was horrible to say the least. His family had to go down the hall to the common bathroom shared by twelve other rooms, sometimes waiting a half an hour to use the awful installations.
How we wishes he would have paid a few dollars more to be here in the Panama Jack Gran Porto Real in Playa del Carmen. With CancunSteve's 65% off sale there was almost no difference.
El Cheapo has learned that we pay for our bargains.
Now instead of beachfront he ended up with facing a junk yard.
Instead of the soud of waves lapping the shore he hears peasants shouting out plage
Instead of a top notch Panama Jack Gran Porto Real kids club, his younguns are in the gutter chasing rats with clubs.
No spa here in the Bulgariana, only mold spores.
No Brazilian buffet but a dingy dinning area with cheap bent folding chairs and stale bread on the table.
Next time the Panama Jack Gran Porto Real Playa del Carmen with CancunSteve. Those that book with Steve do believe. These lucky ones get Five Star at shady rest motel prices.
And interest free financing.
And a frequent renters program where points never expire.
The beaches here in the Panama Jack Gran Porto Real Playa del Carmen are the widest and nicest in the area.
Adolescentes love The Panama Jack Gran Porto Real T Zone. Video games, activities. Shure beats kick-the-can in Bulgaria.
Club 24 hours all-inclusive at The Panama Jack Gran Porto Real Playa del Carmen lots sweeter than everything boarded up by 7PM cerfew time in Bulgaria.
The special comfortable Royal bed here in The Panama Jack Gran Porto Real Playa del Carmen affords a better nights' rest than that narrow lumpy army cot in the rusty metal frame in the Sophia Bulgariana.
WiFi sure beats out shoo fly. The former available in all areas of the The Panama Jack Gran Porto Real all-inclusive in Playa del Carmen, while the latter is what one yells at the pesty flies in the dingy room in the Bulgariana.
The animation to the left demonstrates your children will have so much fun in this all-inclusive hotel Panama Jack Resorts Gran Porto Real.
We see some young ones on their way to the beach doing exercise. While they are having fun and playing you can have quality time together in these all-inclusive lodgings in Panama Jack Resorts Gran Porto Real. Good exercise makes them grow big and strong (one control makes them seem to dissapear while you two do your thing; the other control makes them get bigger and BIGGER with the healthy fun activities).
To demonstrate move the sliders with your mouse.
Camp Jack at Panama Jack Resorts Playa Del Carmen is specially designed for our youngest guests and packed with fun-filled activities like pool ball games, painting things, dancing, making a gift for daddy, more games and shows at night.To demonstrate variety of activites, the ball will 'change' the colors when you click on it.
Magic shows to fascinate everyone. Movies too. Bring on the popcorn. Internet competitions.
The rooftop pool for adults gives an awesome view of Playa del Carmen from atop of Panama Jack Resorts Playa del Carmen Gran Porto Real.
Contemporary and elegant, Panama Jack Resorts Playa del Carmen's accommodations are designed for your comfort and inspired by the sea, sun and sand (and more good things). With Panama Jack Resorts Playa del Carmen’s deep insight into the secret desires of travelers, thoughtful amenities include stocked minibars, furnished terraces, ocean views, around-the-clock room service and several special touches. It’s home away from home.
Jack understands what you want when he remodeled Gran Porto Real into Panama Jack Resorts Playa del Carmen.
Panama Jack is really Jack Katz an American businessman and the founder and chief executive officer of the Panama Jack Company.
The guys in marketing told him Panama Jack is a better sell than Jack Katz which could be confused with kittens.
Katz attended the University of Florida where he was a lineman for the Florida Gators football team from 1962 to 1964. He was a starting defensive lineman for the Gators, and was one of the heroes of the Gators' 10–6 upset of the Alabama Crimson Tide in Tuscaloosa in 1963.
A man takes his seat at the Cotton Bowl Final. He looks to his left and notices that there is a spare seat between himself and the next guy.
The man: “Who would ever miss the Cotton Bowl final?”
The guy: “That was my wife’s seat. We have been to the last five Cotton Bowl finals together, but sadly she passed away.”
The man: “That’s terrible, but couldn’t you get another member of the family, friend, or someone else to come with you?”
The guy: “No…they are all at the funeral!”
The man:"I'll be right back, gotta go to the Toilet Bowl"
Katz was a third-team All-Southeastern Conference in 1963. He was also a member of Sigma Nu Fraternity (Epsilon Zeta Chapter) at Florida.
And now he does hotelerie.
Just goes to show ya. A lineman today, hotel man tomorrow.
All Suites Include
♦ Robes & Slippers strut in style in Gran Porto Real
♦ Wi-Fi surf the net in Panama Jack Resorts Playa del Carmen
♦ Room Service call down for your favorite cocktail or do breakfast in bed while watching the Super Bowl. Or Cotton Bowl. After sitting on the Toilet Bowl.
♦ Pillow Menu choose your favorite Panama Jack Resorts pillow.
♦ Flat Screen TV to see the game. Why did Tennessee choose orange as their team color?
You can wear it to the game on Saturday, hunting on Sunday, and picking up trash along the highways the rest of the week.
♦ Air Conditioning be cool in Panama Jack
♦ Hair Dryer
♦ Alarm Clock
Most periods in 2018 YOUR children FREE in Panama Jack Resorts Playa del Carmen
This itsy-bitsy dinky side-street run down hotel says it has the town's best restaurants. Worst Night says it has better prices than CancunSteve for Panama Jack Resorts Playa del Carmen.
Reminds me of the story:
A man walked into the local welfare office, bopped straight up to the counter and said, lookee here man, I hate drawing welfare. I would really rather find a job. The man behind the counter replied, Your timing is amazing. We've just got a listing from a very wealthy man who wants a chauffeur and bodyguard for his nympho daughter. You'll have to drive around in a big Mercedes, but the suits, shirts, and ties are provided. Because of the long hours of this job, meals will also be provided. You will also be required to escort the young lady on her overseas holidays1. The salary package is $200,000 a year. The man said, "You're putting me on, man! The man behind the counter said, Well, you started it! 1 He was wishing maybe a holiday on the beach in Panama Jack Resorts Playa del Carmen.
For your all-inclusive vacation of your dreams come on down to Gran Porto Real now Panama Jack Resorts Playa del Carmen. It's for real.
Sometimes older folk come on down to Gran Porto Real. These experienced vacationers savor the flavors from around the world in Gran Porto Real, the fresh ingredients, delicious recipes for awesome dining concepts and compelling cuisine that will please even the difficult palates. There’s a dish for every craving, mood and crowd with each venue unique, bursting with distinctive personality and style. Grab a quick sake and sushi roll or indulge in an authentic Brazilian spread with freshly grilled meats.
Last week an elderly couple booked into their Gran Porto Real ocean view suite. It was their honeymoon.
Upon retiring to the king size bed, the woman exclaimed: want you to know I have acute angina.
The old man replied, I hope so, the tits ain't so hot.
They loved it in the Gran Porto Real.
Their favorite eatery was Off the Hook for the shushi, Tiger Roll, Tempura shrimp, avocado and cream cheese, topped with masago.
Rainbow Sushi Cheese and cucumber, garnished with thin slices of shrimp, tuna and avocado.
Spicy Rainbow Cucumber and cheese, wrapped with shrimp, tuna and avocado, served with spicy sesame seed sauce.
Philadelphia roll Salmon and cheese, wrapped with cream cheese.
Dragon Sushi Eel, shrimp, cucumber and sesame seed, garnished with avocado.
California Shrimp, avocado, cucumber.
Some of the younger folk vacationing in the Gran Porto Real love the Zarape. Which offers Mexican fare.
PUMPKIN FLOWER AND MUSHROOM CREAM SOUP. Cesar salad prepared with Lettuce with Caesar dressing, and chipotle chili, fried bacon bits, and puffed croutons, and
- Beef fillet tips
- Jack’s Calamari
Restaurants are important considerations on an all-inclusive holiday.
You deserve variety.
Gran Porto Real provides great food and pools on the ground and roof.
Overlooking the ocean, the expansive freshwater pool is the Gran Porto Real’s hotspot with fun activities, waiter service and more. A tranquil rooftop pool is yours for recharging and from the rooftop hot tub, take in a picture-perfect view of Playa del Carmen.
Large freshwater activity pool most ideal for social gatherings and sports like Aqua Aerobics, while the Quiet rooftop pool with a Rooftop hot tub is indulgence
It is sometimes said Parenting is mostly informing kids how many more minutes they have of doing something they like.
For instance, little Samantha was playing with the dolls in the Gran Porto Real kids' club, running around. Yelling. Having fun. Then mommy called saying time to wash up and change for dinner. You got five minutes young lady.
But Samantha paid no mind and continued to play.
Little Emily was also playing with the dolls, throwing them one by one onto the floor of the Gran Porto Real kids' club. Mommy called saying stop throwing the things on the floor and come with mommy to the Gran Porto Real water park.
Emily paid no attention. She broke off the doll's arm.
According to little Sal, the perfect amount of time to stay at the water park in the Gran Porto Real is five more minutes.
Rosita stayed at a cheap all-inclusive resort. She asked the bartender for his best scotch.
He gave her a roll of tape.
For top shelf drinks it's the Panama Jack Playa del Carmen.
Here at the Gran Porto Real each meal go to any restaurant you like and eat and drink to your heart's content. Anything on the menu or in the buffet.
Down in Texas this cop felt he could go where he wanted.
DEA officer stops at a ranch in Texas, and talks with an old rancher
He tells the rancher, "I need to inspect your ranch for illegally grown dope."
The rancher says, "Okay , but do not go in that field over there," as he points out the location.
The DEA officer verbally explodes saying, "Mister, I have the authority of the Federal Government with me."
Reaching into his rear pants pocket, he removes his badge and proudly displays it to the rancher.
"See this badge? This badge means I am allowed to go wherever I wish.... On any land.. No questions asked or answers given. Do you understand? "
The rancher nods politely, and goes about his work.
A short time later, the old rancher hears loud screams and sees the DEA officer running for his life chased by the rancher's big ugly Gertrude Stein Bull
With every step the bull is gaining ground on the officer, and it seems likely that he'll get gored before he reaches safety.
The officer is clearly terrified.
The rancher throws down his tools, runs to the fence and yells at the arrogant cop.
"Your badge... Show him your badge!"
Do your event in Panama Jack Playa Gran Porto Real.
Beachfront of Panama Jack Resorts Gran Porto Playa del Carmen is ideal for a romantic ceremony for two or a huge beach bash with family and friends. Choose a free package or a customizable option and CancunSteve’ll do the rest. Pink sunsets and cool ocean breezes make Jack’s all-inclusive Playa del Carmen resort the perfect destination for weddings, honeymoons, anniversaries and vow renewals alike.
Imagine a romantic wedding ceremony for just the two of you in Panama Jack Playa in a stunning oceanfront setting. Then imagine that each special detail, from the bridal bouquet to the wedding cake, is included for free! Consider a Panama Jack wedding gown with the Panama Jack emblem on the side.
If your event is a Bar Mitzvah, give out Panama Jack yalmukas. With a beach sceen on the back.
With your stay at Gran Porto Real get credits for a free wedding.
An unforgettable honeymoon or celebrate your wedding anniversary in paradise, while enjoying romantic amenities such as sparkling wine and flower petals in your suite for free.
Guests who celebrate their wedding at Panama Jack Resort Playa Del Carmen can also enjoy this free package when returning for their first anniversary. Lounge by the pool, take advantage of your discount at the spa and enjoy a romantic oceanfront dinner for two as you celebrate your love.
For your event consider the Panama Jack Resort Playa del Carmen's Gran Porto Ballroom. This ballroom can accomodate 120 people. There is a dance floor and a cocktail hour may be arranged.
If your event is a Jehova Witness meeting you way want to skip the dance floor, balloons, and booze.
But we got neat T-shirts with I ♥ Jehova on the front. And Panama Jack on the back. With a binkini clad youngster frolicking on the beach.